The Mega-Zine Museum
March 29, 1998
SHAK MOD Why is everybody so pessimistic, cheer up, and why are the Spice Girls in the top 5? Dunno.
CASANOVA AKA NEW BONKERS There's a new kid in town, formerly New Bonkers, he has changed to Casanova, for that is what he is, he has the world's greatest girl - known as Apocalypse Tomorrow, in his grasp. I lurve you Apocalypse! I think you've just blown your chances.
NINJA HAMSTER Are there any male librarians in the world at all? Yes - it's just hard to tell the difference.
DEAR 'ZINE
Thought I'd share some of the knowledge I've discovered on my journeys.
| #165: | Never trust a girl with a perm. |
| #166: | Never make eye contact with a a mobile phone owner. |
| #167: | Female hairdressers always have bad haircuts. |
| #168: | The price of trainers is inversly proportional to how long they last. |
| #169: | WLW will never print my letters. |
Poohead
I hate to agree - but you have a point
#169 CAN BE ARRANGED
DEAR BOB THE FISH
I'm turning to you for help. My goldfish (scaley chap, going white with age, smells) has taken a less than healthy liking to a photo of Lenny Kravitz, that fell off my TV into his tank one day.
Can you make him see sense? The obsenities surrounding this love affair are rather sickening.
I'm too young to be a grandmother, please help me!
Blue Raisan
p.s Your nice comments make me blush!
A tall tail if ever I heard one!
P.S. STOP FISHING FOR COMPLIMENTS!
DEAR 'ZINE
Eh-oh!!! This is my debut letter on the 'Zine and I've an important point to raise. Has anyone else noticed that English teachers talk rubbish?
I mean, I don't think that poets were thinking about imagery and so on when they were writing their poems, they just wrote what was in their heads. And Shakespeare wouldn't have been thinking about the use of irony, he'd just have been trying to write a good play!
Nelbo
As my English teacher would say -
IT'S ON THE PAGE!
TO MY LOVELY FRIENDS
Backchatters are lifeless followers of pop who are stationed on Ceefax and hate 'Ziners. They don't realise how deep our feelings go. Theirs is also a page of free speech - is it free?
Are the letters selected by WLW, so maybe he's higher than us. Or is every letter made up and this is really mass brainwashing, to get us to conform by non-conformism.
Is that why my letters are never printed? Think about it.
The Reverend Goat
Made up! ... Made up! I couldn't make
UP RUBBISH LIKE THIS IF I TRIED!
