The Mega-Zine Museum
December 20, 1997
PSYCHO BUNNY I love you all
Coz you love 'Zine
I'm a psycho bunny
And I write rhymes.
I hate to be the one to tell you-but this doesn't rhyme.
GRUNGE CHIC Life is one continual loop We're like headless chickens in an open coop. Now that rhymes...
ANNABEL LEE I didn't want this job either. I just wanted to be free... free... free...
DAMN DOG AND BORED BABY
Could you both stop being so negative and full of destructive emotions (eg hate).
Lighten up a bit! Enjoy life - it's really not that bad.
The Maid of the River
Maybe they could get together and
KISS UNDER THE MISTLETOE
DEAR ZINE
Soon Earth will be taken over by a supreme race who have disguised themselves among us for many years, planning domination.
That's right, The Chops - Pork and Lamb - they're the main two, will take over by causing food poisoning to all.
Help me in my quest by eating Quorn this Sunday. I'll keep you informed.
Finsbury Park's Winkle Pickers
Under threat from meat?
WHAT'S NEW?!
MR KIPLING
...(family favourite and household name) has been advertising on the telly. The advertisment in question states that it is everybody's dream to have a whole Battenburg cake to themselves.
Maybe so, but surely it is a question not of percentage, but of quantity (ie a full size Battenburg rather than a poxy little three inches.
Mr Kipling, get it sorted you tart.
Skybound Mango
The trick is to eat
A WHOLE PACKET OF MINI BATTENBURG
WHY
Why can't I find worth in anything?
Why is democracy such an empty lie?
Why has nobody heard of the band Pantsuite?
Why do they call me a butcher?
Why am I all broken up at seventeen?
Why does everyone hate Travis?
Why am I such an underground chick?
Why did Richie have to go?
Why am I a mess of eyeliner and spraypaint?
Pantsuite's Shaun Stevens
Is this a dastardly devious way of
GETTING YOUR BAND DISCOVERED?
