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December 19, 1997

MISS BRAT Dear Long-haired Punk Boy in Combats. I think we might be soul mates. You've solved the puffa jacket problem — but what can we do about the rising no of Kappa Slappas and Adidas clones? No sporting chance!

CHLOE MoJo. I am a French girl and I like les animaux. I used to have two dogs — "Blanc" and "Noir". The black one, Noir, ran away! Who said French weren't great storytellers, eh MoJo..?

SMALL MERCIES Queenie's speech is cool. A toilet break in the TV schedule! Tut!

 

DEAR ALL BEAUTIES

  • OK, what came first, Quincey or Scooby Doo?
  • Some new 'Ziners — ex Backchatters or wot?
  • What ever happened to Mikey form the Monkees?
  • Why does Billy Davey's Daughter by the Phonics make me cry?
  • When will Harry — 3rd Rock — get named 2nd cutest bloke (after Pennis that is!)?
  • Does everyone feel pity for Old Kent Road and feel the need to buy it?
  • Baby Bel — wouldn't you once like a 'Zine page to yourself?
  • WLW — will you ever reveal yourself to the world?

Blue Raisan

Raisan Arizona! Looks like you just

CORNERED THE MONOPOLY ON QUESTIONS!

 

HELLO

Just thought I'd make a report on some of the extraordinary things which have been happening here at Cafe Nob.

Yesterday someone came in carrying a Phase-Induction Bubble. This caused a cascade effect allowing the Cafe to travel between a myriad of realities.

After a while people lost interest, as this often happens here. Bye!

Correspondent from Cafe Nob

And how perky is the coffee, exactly?

WHEN YOU CAN'T RELY ON THE GROUND?

 

'ZINERS

I'm mourning the loss of sick-boy-esque guitar strumming rogue who's lit up my life for over two years.

The simpleton has taken a fancy to an Uma Thurman type who couldn't care less. How can I make him see that I, the Impossible Princess, am far more worthy of his schoolboy charm?

Help me 'Ziners, or at least offer yourselves as willing substitutes?

The Impossible Princess

Don't be so Pulpable! Go for Sick-Boys

- YOU MAY AS WELL GO PAIN-SPOTTING!

 

HEY 'ZINE

Angel Brokenwing: major hugs n' stuff, I'm glad to know someone is tuned to the same astral plane as me. Kurt's Teen Spirit resides in his own Nirvana.

Anyone doing their mock GCSEs? Mine are next month and my aura is grey with grief.

Ways of cheering yourself up:

  • See Charlatans gig, mosh your way up to Babe Burgess
  • Chortle at Ms Nahid's relegation to Backchat
  • Make a Xmas list of what you REALLY want (Ronan Keating, inflatable sofa...)

Girl Who Owns Mark's Innocent Smile

Ronan is certainly for Teen Spirits but

WOULD KURT ENTER THE BOY ZONE? ???