The Mega-Zine Museum
December 13, 1997
RANGER IN TRAINING I need recruits to help in my plan to become US President, join with Russia, take over the world and eliminate poverty, the Spice Girls etc. What a manifesto!
PURPLE LONG-HAIRED BUNNY I am the lover of heavy metal, The Magic Roundabout, The Wombles and Pingu. Never heard of IronBunny... Megabunny would be okay.
KIT THE BESTRANGED YET GIFTED ONE To Broken Circles, how dare you criticise me and other fellow 'Ziners/sci-fi-ers. I think we should step outside... oooh!
TO 'ZINE
To Backchat...
Harold, what do you mean Cheddar is the best cheese? You can't say that unless you have tried all types of cheese, which, obviously, you haven't as you think Cheddar is best. Edam is easily the best. People like you shouldn't be allowed to write in.
Bob (16), Finland
Bob the Fish
I don't understand the Backchat bit...!
BUT EDAM? IT'S JUST NO GOUDA!
TO 'ZINE MONGRELS
I've just come across a new and exciting dimension (which has probably been around for quite some time without me knowing it).
"The world according to the Wallabies"... Could be neighbourly anyway?
Wallaby! Get yourself an aborigine and be aborinal (from marsupials to Mozart... "I am you and you are me and... I am the Walrus!")
Girl with a Broken Tooth
Don Giowallabi being my fave opera...
WITH POUCHINI A CLOSE SECOND!
EXCUSE ME MR NO PETS,
but Backbeaters are not little kids, merely cool and they know how to have fun without being plonkers. We would thank you not to slag us off and leave the slagging to us.
It is a known fact that all people from 'Zine are Spice Girls fans (BOOO) and all from Backchat like Hanson (wheeeey).
So go and kiss the Backchat Ed's feet now and beg for forgiveness as I have already informed him of unruley goings on.
Zac's Left Thumbnail
Don't kiss his feet, No Pets...
HE'S JUST BEING PED-ANTIC!
BLUE RAISAN (AKA Anna)
On principle I agree with you but our pseudonyms are not mere masks we hide behind. They can reveal infinitely more than a name chosen by our parents from "1001 Girls' Names" about 17 years ago.
They are a means through which you can express yourself, giving others a clue to your personality, but in your case...
And Sunflower Supernova - lay off Bob will you? We've all been there once. We were young, stupid, naive...
Ironic Nomad
You're a loner and all you say is with
IN-TENT & SAID WITH A PINCH OF SAND?
