The Mega-Zine Museum
December 14, 1997
BROKEN CIRCLES Do people find it interesting to declare their undying love on these pages to someone you'll never see? Go back to Backchat. Oy Gonzo, it's safe now. They're gone.
ISHAN SHADE Why aren't Portishead accepted as the best band in the world? It's a glory box. Only few have a key.
ECHO Everyone believes in Caesar yes? And there are only 9-10 documents to back up his existence. With 13,000 to back up that of Jesus Christ why do people find it so difficult to believe?
MESSAGE FOR ALL 'ZINERS
I have a cool suggestion to help all recently dumped or affection-seeking 'Ziners. But I'm gonna need some support.
Wouldn't it be kinda cool to have a teenage dating slot typed thingy on club 140? Y'know the sort of thing. "Female Nirvana fan seeks skater punk for laughs and fun etc etc".
If you too support my way of thinking then do not hesitate to plague the 'Zine!
Neeva (Scorpo sign!, playing it cool)
Love don't come that easy, 'Ziners
EVEN IF YOU PUT A STING IN YOUR MAIL
THOM YORK'S NOSE BLEED
Don't stop philosophising even for one second! Sure every single thing gets warped into masses of other stuff.
This is called "integrated thinking".
You don't need your sanity back. You are you. I am me.
Neo-Tech Woman from Cyberspace
Philosophising will teach Hume-ility,
BUT THEY MIGHT DECARTES YOU AWAY!
IS IT ME OR...
was Percy everyone's fave tank engine? Why, just the other day I was reading a mini biography about him. I quote:
"He is a happy little chap who's normally quite happy puffing around the yard..." Well, you learn something new every day!
And another thing it said was: "He is keen to oblige (!), a fact of which the other engines are apt to take advantage..."
Cor blimey. All this went on and I never knew!
Blue Raisan
Talk about hot metal!
WELL THEY WERE STEAM ENGINES...
BLUE RAISAN (sic):
I think that public toilets are useful and that hexagons are interesting.
The latter partly because hexagons are regular polygons with the greatest area for a given perimeter which will tessellate, a property the bees exploit.
TMBGE's Boyfriend
The former having properties that
FLIES EXPOIT... I'M NOT TALKING ZIPS!
