The Mega-Zine Museum
December 12, 1997
FEEDER FREAK Best cartoon ever has to be Hey Arnold. My life revolves around that little football headed freak. I thought Arnold looked especially attractive with wet hair! ??
CHLOE I'm pink therefore I'm spam, I blink therefore I'm bam, I'm a slap in the face with a wet fish, I'm hurdy-gurdy hybrid spice, I'm Lord of the Shattering. ???
OPAL NIGHTWALKER The X-Files is the greatest sci fi yet. Babylon 5? What's that? Don't let anyone tell you different.
BOB THE FISH
In my grotto beneath the sea, I like to read 'Zine.
I sneaked to backchat the other day, where I see a letter which read something like: "Boys should not try all those corny chat-up lines on us girls - girls don't appreciate being talked down to!" So there!
Myself and my mermaid sisters agree. Let's show 'em a bit of Pearl Power!
Merlin's Mermaid
PS Could you humans refrain from throwing your disgusting rubbish into our ocean, it's ruining our hair.
Mother of Pearl, you've given us a new
TUNA TO WHISTLE. FINS ARE LOOKING UP
EH-OH 'ZINERS
Come with me and join the best thing ever! (press reveal)
The Teletubby Fan Club!!!!!
Dance the dances, sing the songs, count to five in Gaelic! Fun for all the family!
I am in charge of Laa-Laa division. Write in to pledge your allegiance to our club.
Quantum Sheep
Poem:
Coursework due at five past two,
Marks knocked off if late,
Mind's gone blank,
Thick as a plank,
Well they'll just have to wait (won't they!)
Mind's gone blank, I know who to blame:
EVIL TELETUBBIES' BRAINWASHING GAME
DEAR 'ZINE
Has anyone else ever thought that when they fall in love it would feel like a Mariah Carey ballad, ie, sweet and lovely?
In reality it's boring, waiting for your loved one to call and when they don't you feel so depressed even dinner with the Spice Girls would cheer you up! Now that's sheer depression!
Are there any zany male 'Ziners who would like to change my views and become my Mr Hoover?
Miss Hoover
You'd have to have real pulling power!
AND BE ABLE TO COPE WITH AN OLD BAG
HER HOLINESS THE BISHOP
What are you doing? How dare you assume command over all of us Python lovers!
I challenge you to prove your devotion is greater than mine, or stand down. I have been worshipping for 10 years and own their song book. So there.
Cimpy the Page
PS Don't you repress me!!
PPS I also own the Holy Grail card game
Look, you don't have to follow anyone!
ARE YOU JUST LOOKING FOR AN ARGUMENT
