The Mega-Zine Museum
October 18, 1997
OBERON In relation to Possium Girl's letter: I totally agree about Cadbury's Astros and also why have giant Smarties ripped off Minstrels and M&M's? Why is that? Because they're lazy, that's why.
SUPER CHUNKY PEANUT BUTTER Why does The Trucking Neighbour have it in for Cast? Don't put them in the same boat as smelly politicians. Far too smelly.
DEMONA Psychopath with perfect teeth - I've something for Room 101: Barney the Dinosaur and his little Dino friend.
SHOPPED!
Bob the Fish: thought you could appear on The Vibe and get away with it unnoticed eh? Not a chance. As it happens, I quite like Chris Moyles as well.
Oh well, fair's fair, at least it wasn't backchat, unlike some other well known 'ziner. I'm watching you...
Jon Spencer Blues Explosion (covering Frankly Mr Shankly)
I guess it's a case of
PUT YOUR GILLS UP!
Dear 'Zine,
Hollyoaks: a televisual banquet for the grey cells... of a goldfish. Plots are so obvious they come at you from a vast distance waving in semaphore, a proliferation of blonde people (shiver) and attempts at "quirkiness" (Jambo's vehicular monstrosity).
BUT I LOVE IT!!!
This is the nature of addiction — it's bad for you but you can't help it!!!
Vomage Frais
Don't you realise you're keeping this
RUBBISH ON THE BOX? STOP IT NOW!
DEAR ANYONE
Why do we want sensible Ziners who make valid points? Life for me is a year in, year out pointless loop, with only about 6 or 7 real highlights. Many that I meet/go out with have little in the way of vision, charisma, surreal ideas.
If I wanted to be sensible I wouldn't be writing this very pointless and nonsensical letter. Normality is not beauty. Fly with the fuzzy birds and be free.
PS: Aren't purple docs great?
Super Furry Girl
Go fly, super furry one... just
KEEP ENTERTAINING US!
HELLO 'ZINERS
Answer me this! Why do so many people assume that all Goths are depressed? I'm sure if you looked hard enough you would see one showing their gleaming fangs (you know I'm right!).
And where have all the Goth lads gone? The North East has none!
Aaaarrrrggghhhh!!!
Antispice Superstar
Maybe you should move somewhere else,
LIKE TRANSYLVANIA FOR EXAMPLE
