The Mega-Zine Museum
October 19, 1997
LITTLE BO PEEP Have you noticed that now Angel Interceptor and 'Posium Girl have each other's address we've been hearing less of them? White Line Warrior - you can call me cupid.
PSYCHOPATH WITH PERFECT TEETH Seeing as you have taken up my challenge of celeb-linking, link the Levellers and Jim Carrey. Press reveal: Levellers-Ring of Fire-Cable-Cable Guy-Jim Carrey.
BB er... thingy BB Man actually stands for my fave SNES character, implying I am male! Should I change to BB Girl?
DEDICATED TO ALL AND LURID SLEEP-DEPRIVED BEINGS:
I'm enjoying Killer Kitten's character development. I agree that people are pigeonholing themselves - punk, goth, hippy - we should be one big carey sharey family.
Myopic Melon return from exile immediately! It was comforting to know that there was somebody even more disturbed than myself in existence.
I salute Blue Raisan for perseverance but how does she afford the stamps?
Vomage Frais is a fellow Belfast Dweller - I am not alone.
Ballerina Barbie
That was page of ticklish allsorts!
AND WITHOUT BARBS, YOU KEN!
DEAR 'ZINE
Here's a funny story.
In 1992, in response to unjustified criticism, Jeremy Cunningham - the bassist in the Levellers - hosted an early morning and recycled example of the previous night's curry to a popular music weekly.
Thus their continued bitterness to this excellent band.
Broken Circles - dispenser of amusing stories
What a develish rogue-an josh!
HE SHOULD'VE NAAN BETTER!
DEAR 'ZINE
How's this for naffness:
My mum picked up the three flying duck ornaments at a jumble sale and they now hang on our living room wall. Only there are two of them - the medium-size broke.
Nearby, a welsh love-spoon hangs strangely low, to stop the cat clawing the wallpaper. Beat that.
Vomage Frais
Enaff said of this drake-onian kitsch.
AND THE LOVE SPOON? LLANDUD-NO NO NO
GOOD MORNING
You'll never believe what has just happened.
Picture the scene, you're standing eating some leaves and stuff with your mates, then all of a sudden this elderly leopard comes up, grabs me round the neck with his dentures and drags me home to his sheltered housing as a snack for his seventeen grandcubs. The cheek of pensioners today!
Who'd be a zebra, eh?
New Skin
It is advisable to be stripe-wise!
NOTHING WORSE THAN BEING SPOTTED
