The Mega-Zine Museum
October 17, 1997
GIRL FRIDAY To the Psycho With Perfect Teeth: When there's always biscuits in the tin, where's the fun in biscuits? Always one to pick the crumbs.
GODZUKI Kit: Anagrams - easy! Space, Symposium, Suede, The Prodigy, Oasis and Wagy Robra is only one letter away from Gary Barlow! See if you can unravel TLR Bach's Heroic Theme or Liar, Smurfs are Puny. Smurfs are Puny, Liar! No?
RODDERS We write in black or blue ink. Red ink is for the Riot Act. And Green.
SAME SIZE FEET
Isn't boxing rubbish? Why do they have to have so many weight decisions?
After all, you don't get the 100 metres for people who can't run very fast, midget high jumping, football for people with no motor skills, or the World IQ Below 75 Chess Championships!
Psychopath with Perfect Teeth
Mo matter how heavy, they all fall at
THE SAME RATE: NEWTON'S KNOCKOUT LAW
DEAR 'ZINERS
Did everyone see the X Files epsiode "The Field Where I Died"?
S'pose it should've got me thinking about past lives and other mystical concepts - instead I found myself squawking with laughter at the ensuing crying-fest as Duchovny tried vainly to squeeze out a tear amidst agonising facial close-ups.
"The Field Where I Discovered I Couldn't Act" more like.
Vomage Frais
He's an expert in his field, though.
HE'S MANAGED TO REAP SUCCESS SO FAR
TO THOSE WHO NEITHER ACKNOWLEDGED OR MISSED ME
Why are you all falling in LOVE. It'll tear you apart.
Love is hard, harsh, cold, unforgiving, disappointing, lonely, painful, frustrating, pathetic, isolating, destructive, weak, trendy, fake, spikey, longing and hurtfully consuming.
Pull yourselves together - eat some pickle or something.
Damn Dog (feeling feeble and love sick)
How to look at love adjectively!
FORGET IT ALL - EAT A LOVE GHERKIN!
DEAR WLW
Why do people keep saying how much they hate the Spice Girls. What is so wrong with them?
They can all sing, dance, write their own songs. They have had five number ones. They are worshipped by millions. They have got success in America and Europe when some bands don't even get acknowledged over there.
If anyone can give me ten very good reasons to hate them I'll close the subject.
Love Sweetest Sweetheart
They're certainly flavour of year,
CONSIDERING ONE OR TWO OF SEASONED!
