The Mega-Zine Museum
October 15, 1997
MS ENTER ALTEREGO Individuality. I am not an individual. I am an individualist! Hear hear.
OPTIMUS PRIME Dear Kat with a Kink in her Tail, do not feel so gloomy and lonely. As I look into my crystal ball I can see you meeting a rather charming young man with the initials OP. A bit of match-making here, Primy?
BIG RED (off to Pizza Hut) I've been a vegan for 2½ years and last week I decided to go veggie. It's brilliant! Chocolate! Cheese! Milk! I'm so happy!
EGG YOLKS
O little ball of sunshine
On this cold October morn,
My veggie friend reminds me
You're a chicken not yet born.
"Shut your gob, who gives a stuff?"
My friends look at me, sickened,
As I stab a soldier into the head
Of a runny, would-be chicken.
Myopic Melon (hi Blue Raisan!)
Yet another free-range phenomenon...
DO YOU USE AN EVER-READY BATTERY?
TO ALL THE 'ZINERS WHO WRITE "TO ALL THE INTELLIGENT 'ZINERS"
Wow! You must be clever to analyse every 'Zine letter and fathom the IQs.
I always thought the 'Zine was a place to write anything but a 2000 word essay on the attachment theory. I'd rather leave it back at college myself, thanks.
Lighten up and get out of your own bottoms, 'cos it's awfully silly to be on a high horse with no one to catch you except numbers, words and red ink.
Blue Raisan
Get off your horse and eat humble pie!
MENSA OR BLISSFUL IGNORANCE: CHOOSE!
DEAR 'ZINE
Although a tad early, we in pumpkin land unanimously vote for Blue Raisan as No1 'Ziner of the year.
Although I'm a newcomer I beseech all of the other 'Ziners to do the same! I would like to say personally that without you, Blue Raisan, these pages would be a barren, desolate place.
Your uniqueness is unique!
The Boy Who Luvs Smashing Pumpkins — and his mates.
A tautological finale to that tribute
LOOKS LIKE BR IS THE CURRANT FAVE!
DEAR LUNCHBOX
STOP! Don't you dare ask anyone out just for the sake of it! Why stoop to everyone else's insecure and immature level? You sound way above this.
Be independent and love the way you are for your own sake. Anyone worthy of you will admire and respect this. Love itself is beyond definition as it is truly personal, but don't settle for anything less.
But why trust me, when I could be an aardvark for all you know!
La Rose Noire
Preserved fruit is for life, not just for Christmas.
With rose being an anagram of EROS,
SHE'S AFTER YOUR LUNCHEON VOUCHERS!
