The Mega-Zine Museum
August 29, 1997
BLUE RAISAN I think the classy actor and singer David Hasselhoff shortened his name to pursue his career further. His real name's David Hasslecoughand-phlegm. PhlegmWatch — I have an idea!
MIKE MILLS' SPANGLY WARDROBE We're with you all the way comrade! And hey, don't you think that it's about time that Morph dropped Tony Hart for his very own show. We could have plaster scenes!
LONG HAIRED PUNK BOY The best thing in the world is watching people trying to dance on Top Of The Pops. Great life!
DEAR BIG JIM
I know exactly what you're saying. Equal rights are OK when going to the job interview, but as soon as things get tough, we want out. Yeah, it's pathetic, but what can we do.
You would do the same thing if you were in our shoes. Admit it!
La Petite Fleur
WLW is a woman
Mere speculation! If you can't stand
THE HEAT, GET BACK IN THE KITCHEN!
DEAR 'ZINE
I have decided to change my 'Zine name (not that any of you care). From now on I want my name to show my true devotion.
I have realised that, although I love Star Wars, my love of Quantum Leap is far too great.
Anyone else out there love Quantum Leap?
Ziggy (formally known as Luke's Lightsabre)
You beckett-your-life I do!
YOUR TASTES ARE THE SAM AS MINE!
DEAR 'ZINE
Has anyone seen that ultimate classical collection advert?
It's got a bloke going: "There's Beethoven", then a woman goes: "That's worth £15", then he goes: "And Bach" and she goes, "That's £30", etc.
Ten CDs later I was left wondering exactly how many minutes were spent on the toilet writing that one. It must be the worst advert ever made.
Vapour Trail
Straining to find a good idea is bad
BUT HOW ELSE DO YOU WORK IT OUT?
DEAR 'ZINE
While Kenickie are dodgy on the musical front, have you heard Marie's views on football?
(Total Football issue 21): she refers to herself as a conceptual supporter,
"That means I'm very loyal to the idea of the club, and the idea of the red and white kit, but I don't go to games."
"Players should wear make-up and try to look better on TV."
Someone please get her help.
Mr Unreadable.
That's what you call football vandalism
KEEP YOUR GOAL MOUTH SHUT!
