The Mega-Zine Museum
September 2, 1997
BOY IN BLACK WHO AIN'T NO GOTH To Miss Kornpop and her views on 'mates' people having fun. Some people DO enjoy sitting indoors and being depressed. I'm only happy when it rains too. And I bet you sit around asking yourself WHY?
KAT WITH A KINK IN HER TAIL I'm happy. I'm jetting off on holiday to find a bit of foreign feline crumpet. You Toms are far too conservative for me! Catty!
99% PROOF Do you realise that it's coming round to Christmas again? Yes. What are you ding dong merrily on?
YO FELLOW 'ZINERS AND THE MIGHTY WLW
Look, will you please stop dissing back-chat? It's got one thing you haven't and er... that's... a phoneline!
Y'see us lesser 'puter nerds who haven't yet aquired e-mail must use the post system commonly known as snail-mail, so we have to walk all the way to the nearet post box instead of just er... letting our fingers do the walking!
So get onto it WLW!
Cenapuss avec Ossbridge
Oh the pen is mightier then the word!
FOR IDLE CHAT - GO BACK!
ALTERNATIVE ANGST ADVICE
Re Graham and French exchange girl: I fell in love with my sister's exchange and after two years plucked up the courage to tell her. It turns out she has been in love with me for two years also but was afraid to say. I've never been happier.
I think it is possible to overcome language problems if you really love each other.
GO FOR IT!
Oatbake
Ooh la la, gur for eet, ma buoy but
DERNT GET YOUR BAGUETTES IN A TVEEST
INDIGO GRANITE
The Suffragette and Suffragist movements were concerned solely with the extension of the vote to women, not with changes to patriarchal ideology.
Although Girl Power is not flawless, if it gives young women self-respect and the understanding that they shouldn't answer to men about their dress or behaviour, then it's a start.
Your attack on Geri for her clothes shows you to be ignorant of feminist theory and undermines your argument.
Sheila, Taking a Bow
Dress how you really really want
GO ON, PANK-HUST FOR IT!
DEAR FUNKY 'ZINERS
As much as I love you all I can't help feeling that the 'Zine is turning into a bunch of mouldy naggy old bags. Are we meant to be teenies or what? Let's have some blinkin fun.
Get some bangin choons on your CD player — some class like Radiohead and some cheese like No Mercy — get your friends round and live life to the funky max.
Play naked Twister or whatever takes your fancy, and don't forget your daily dose of Teletubbies to keep you sane. Works for me!
Nerissa the Mermaid
Naked Twister
DON'T PICK A SORE SPOT!
