The Mega-Zine Museum
August 27, 1997
JUST A GIRL Has anyone else realised that The Seahorses is an anagram of He Hates Roses? Is this a big coincidence or did Squire and his former band (the Stone Roses) not part on good terms?
BITCHY WITCHY Before you say GCSEs are easier than ever I'd like to say DON'T BOTHER! Don't belittle our achievements We worked damn hard and they weren't easy. Nice one, everybody. Nice what?
KAT WITH A KINK IN HER TAIL Wherefore art thou, Tom? The hunt for the perfect mate is still on. So is your heat, Kit!
DEAR 'ZINE
A few ineffable questions for my dear Auntie WLW and all her merry playmates.
- Why does scrumpy sound so much nicer than it tastes?
- Why can't I be a butterfly?
- Why does Cornwall have so few music shops?
- Am I wasting my time on Guy From Mars when he and Dazy, Girl from Mars, have so much, superficially, in common?
I languidly wait for a reply,
Midget Gem
Well two positives make a negative.
SO THAT'S POSITIVE, YES? I'M TRYING!
HELLO 'ZINERS
Judging by AFKA GONZO's commanding manner on his recent visit back, I came to the conclusion whilst away, his mirror has been his only companion. Who cares wot the tender backchatters think anyway?!
And I feel no 'Ziner should be above any other. Live (write) and let live (write).
Power to the 'Ziners!
Blue Raisan
A serious case of Animal Farm going on
I LOOKED FROM GONZO TO ATILLA...!!!
TO WLW
I have photographic evidence of the events which took place last Tuesday involving you (WLW), a badminton racquet and that strange yellow thing in the top corner of the screen.
Leave £12.97 in the phonebox near the fishpond or I will send the photos to the tabloid press.
Bob the Fish
Tabloids wouldn't be interested in an
INNOCENT, SLEAZE-FREE LIKE ME!? AHEM
BIGMOUTH AND MR SHANKLY
Well, I wonder... are you talking about me?
As for how soon is now, you should know that love is natural and real but not for such as you and I, so (to answer your next question) what difference does it make? (none).
I also have a question: what happened to The Ghost Of Troubled Joe who appeared briefly on these pages a while back? Smiths fans of the world unite... a rush and a push and the 'Zine is ours.
Sheila taking a bow after getting 3 A's
Who're you going to nick the 'Zine off
SHEILA NEEDS TO TAKE A WEEK OFF...
