The Mega-Zine Museum
August 10, 1997
BLUE RAISAN has anyone noticed how cute Damon looks when he's being sick in his suit on the Starshaped vid? 10/10 Damon fans agree that the suit and sick complement his altogether lovelee jublee self! Blurrrggggh!
CHRIS FOX Sleepy Psychopath just wants to quote Ozzy Osbourne: "Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most." And you want a decent pseudonym!
RED CHIPOLATA What is a New Age Hippy? Is it someone who makes V-signs at fax machines, computers and office blocks?
WLW
Are all bees daft? Don't they realise the control they have over us? A bee enters the room, there's a scream and all hell breaks loose.
If they harnessed this power a little better they could have all of us chasing round after them, doing their every command.
Someone ought to let them know about their power over us weaker beings and let them settle the score of the years of stealing honey they've worked hard to make.
Little Mi, confused and illogical
Power is the buzz word! But the idea of
IT MAKES ME COME OUT IN HIVES!!!
WHEY HEY 'ZINERS!
Rumours of my disappearance have been greatly exaggerated.
I simply went to audition as the sixth Spice Girl. You know: school uniform, lacky make-up, the lot.
All was going swimmingly until they discovered that I could actually sing, dance, etc... That was the end of my career in showbiz.
Wendy Wombat
PS AFKA Gonzo: I miss you!
OOooh, a bit of sharp seasoning there!
YOU JUST HAD STARS IN YOUR EYES!
YER TIS
KAZAM! I've just fallen in love... with a shampoo (sorry, Anistonitis strikes again!).
No, seriously: people say Gillian Anderson is the most beautiful woman on the planet: RUBBISH!
As any man whose seen the new batmovie can testify, the new crown goes to Uma Thurman. Odd name but who cares? That lycra Poison Ivy suit... WOW!
Yellow Yokel
She may suit your pulpy dreams, matey,
BUT IT'D BE A DANGEROUS LIAISON!
THE SHY SHELLFISH
The shellfish lives
In a shiny shell.
He shuts his door,
He shuts it well.
The shellfish is shy
Because he's delicious
And the ocean is full
Of hungry fishes.
Dragonflew
Watch out Myopic Melon, it seems as if
DRAGONFLEW IS FLEXING HIS MUSSEL!
