The Mega-Zine Museum
August 9, 1997
THE FANATIC agrees that Oasis haven't changed. He thinks that their music will always sound the same as they lack imagination and creativity.
MAD MEL 16-year-old Paul thinks Mad Mel needs a man. Says he loves people who are individualistic and would love to be your man! Needs Details on how to contact you.
DON WILLIAMS is wondering if any other 'Ziners could tell him if the song Mmm Bop by Hanson is about the same subject as She Bop by Cyndi Lauper.
THE POWER OF CARTOONS
Where else would a person adopt three chipmunks as sons and dress them in long jumpers all the time?
Where else would a cat be flatter than Stanley in one screen then in the next normal and fully oxygenated again?
Where else would heads be so out of proportion with the rest of everything else?
Blue Raisan
Where else could you share such scenes?
ONLY ON MEGA-ZINE!
THE COLOUR PURPLE
Would it be possible to stop printing the numerous letters about how kooky readers think they are? Deliberately making yourself an outsider to whinge about the intolerance of society is feeble.
If you really wanted to change things (which I suspect you don't), stop dying your hair purple (cos obviously that's going to bring capitalism tumbling down) and do something useful. Stop being so boring.
Sheila, Taking A Bow
Take my advice and close your eyes
IF COLOURS ARE BLINDING YOU!
DEAR ZINERS
Here are some things I absolutely hate:
The Spice Girls, Man Utd, Kappa Jackets Dance Music, the Tory party, teachers, school exams, my local radio station, Michael Jackson, people who say the Beatles are ancient, the girls in my maths class, getting sunburnt, boy bands, Australians, golf, John Major, rain, Channel 5 and Blue Peter...
Phew, I think that is about it.
Miss Ringo's Drumsticks
The award for the most hated band...
THE SPICE GIRLS!
DEAR 'ZINE
Isn't it amazing that in every good sci-fi movie all the aliens can speak Her Majesty's English absolutely perfectly?
Take Star Wars (a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away). At a time when we were still monkeying around in the trees, the Jedi and the Empire could speak English flawlessly. Even the Klingons could speak English!
The Never Ending Wandering Tigerman
If they didn't speak English,
HOW WOULD YOU UNDERSTAND THE MOVIE?!
