The Mega-Zine Museum
August 8, 1997
BINKY Exclusive! News just in! The Sleepy Psychopath is a plagiarist! Just check p12 of the 4-in-1 version of hitch Hikers guide to the Galaxy for a (far inferior) version of July 31st's How to Leave the Planet. Caught! A DENT in your ego, but don't panic.
CAZ, LONDON Calling all Spice haters! Isn't it about time the Spice Girls made way for groups with talent. Talent doesn't need to be made way for, surely?
KAT WITH A KINK IN ITS TAIL Miaow miaow purr purr. I think she found a man!
YER TIS
I'm a huntsman, and I'm just off for a good day's wildlife preserving, job creating, tradition keeping, horse riding that just happens to involve a pack of dogs tearing an exhausted fox cub to pieces with their teeth.
HOW DARE YOU SUGGEST I ENJOY IT!
The Yellow Yokel
What-ho, all good sport eh? Catching
THEM BY FOOT'S TOO MUCH LABOUR!
THIS IS MY DEBUT
Before I start mouthing off all my opinions 'Ziners need a little intro to my lil' world. After all, judgements shouldn't be made without basis on which to expose a view. If you don't look at something from every angle, your opinion is biased.
So before you criticise you need to know about me: I am female. I skateboard. I got my first skateboard when I was six. I like punk, hip hop, ska, a likkle bit of rock and roll and dance.
Oh yeah, and WLW stands for White Line Worrier.
Imperial FlipFly McFlea
Really? You say potato, I say potahta
YOU SAY WORRIER AND YOU'D BE WRONG!
TO THE 'ZINE
Where the heck are all these 'real life stories' you keep asking for?
Has no one bothered writing in yet? Or do you read them under your duvet with a torch at night? I'm sure all the other 'Ziners are a tad curious as well.
This was my stunning debut letter... expect to hear from me soon, very very soon.
From The Lady Who Loves Milk Tray
The stories are SORTED on page 145!
SEE, I CAN BE SOFT-CENTRED
DEAR LONG HAIRED PUNK BOY IN COMBATS
You, my friend, are a God-send! I would like to suggest a few more methods of dissolving goths:
- Expose to bright sunlight, while playing a selection of stonkling punk tunes.
- Hold a cross in front of them while burning a pile of black eye-liners.
- Circle them in salt and bombard them with white jeans and Benetton jumpers.
Triggerbabe Punk Girl, also in Combats
Then you can get a goth slave to wash
EYELINER OUT OF YOUR WHITE JEANS!
