The Mega-Zine Museum
August 7, 1997
THE SLEEPY PSYCHOPATH wants to talk kitty with cat with the kink in her tail. If you get rejected, we might be purr-fect for each other!
MEL C IN A GOOD OLD DISGUISE hates Oasis; wonders who they think they are with their droney music and boring songs which they should take & shove...
CELTIC DRAGON WARRIOR says the world is not round. It is flat. The idea of gravity and a spherical earth is an experiment of mind by leading world scientists! Beware!
DEAR 'ZINE
Having read p141 on Saturday, 2 August, I'd just like to defend Greg Rusedski.
I wrote to him earlier this year and received an unexpected reply which included a big photo of him with a signed, personal reply to my letter on the back.
He is really nice when you meet him and readily gives his autograph. He is not unfriendly to fans.
Tim Henman is the stingy one who never replies to his fans' mail!
Anna McNamara
Do not hit our number one because the
BALL IS IN YOUR COURT...
DEAR 'ZINE
'ZINE PUZZLE
HOW WOULD YOU PRONOUNCE THE WORD GHOTI?
Actually you would pronounce it as you would pronounce the word FISH.
If you take the 'gh' from the word enough, the 'o' from the word women and the 'ti' from the word nation, you get FISH.
No wonder people say English is the hardest language to learn!
C'EST LA VIE
That explains why you refuse to use an
ENGLISH NAME!
LISTEN UP...
Music is good, music is bad
Whoever loves Spice Girls must be sad
Get a life, don't be alone
Join the club and support Boyzone!
This poem is totally naff
But I know you all like a real good laugh!
I'm down on my knees
So print this poem please
Don't take drugs, don't get high
This is the end so I say goodbye!
Malcolm Timms
This is the truth, it is no lie,
READING THIS POEM MAKES ME SIGH!
FILM REVIEW:THE LOST WORLD (aka JURASSIC PARK 2)
Okay, so the special effects were good, but that's it! I read the book when it first came out and went to see the film because of this.... big mistake.
In JP1 Ian Malcolm dies for a start, there is no colour-changing dinosaur and the ending has been altered, to name a few faults.
If you have read the book, do not see the film or you will be disappointed.
MR UNREADABLE
Don't forget the cinema's golden rule
NEVER EXPECT TOO MUCH FROM A SEQUEL!
