The Mega-Zine Museum
June 19, 1997
THE GIRL WHO UTTERS (sic) BLOOD would like to join SGV in her fight against mortals.
XANTHEIN loves glitter, black nail varnish, black eyeliner and black lipstick, and her mind is full of nothing and nobody likes her.
MENTAL MARY AND THE LAPDOGS has just finished her Music GCSE and thinks it's the most important GCSE subject. She also thinks in an age of technology music brings light relief.
EIGHT THINGS I CANNOT COPE WITHOUT
Tie dye vest top
Ankle-length skirt
Lucky beads
Candles
The Hippy shop
Nail varnish (yellow, orange, green)
Water
The prog Friends (esp Chandler)
Happy Hippy, chillin' out
What about alfalfa sprouts and yoga?
LESSONS? AND SOYA MILK? AND TAHINI?
ODE TO PEOPLE I KNOW
I love my mum, I love my dad.
My bro and sis are really sad.
My mate Dawn is really mad.
Charlotte, Reena, Emma, Gill:
they are all really brill
but Kirsty is a complete dill.
I also love Jason McAteer.
I like Coke but not beer.
My poem's great, give me a cheer!
Mel C in disguise
If you listen carefully you'll hear
A LOW ROAR. THAT'S WLW CHEERING.
DEAR 'ZINESTERS
I am the Retro Pea. I need your help to enable Pink Boy and his pink followers to gain control of all the white marshmallows in the world.
Concentrate on your favourite colour of plasticine. Hopefully Pink Boy can use all these positive plasticine ions to overpower all the white marshmallows and turn them pink. Unless of course Clothes Peg girl intercepts these ions and turns them against Pink Boy.
The Retro Pea
Eek! I'm concentrating so hard on muddy
GREY MIXED-UP PLASTICINE COLOUR
MY FIVE FAVOURITE ALBUMS
After the Gold Rush by Neil Young because of the title track.
London Calling by the Clash because it was before they became rubbish.
Levellers by The Levellers - I'm on it.
Generation Terrorists by the Manics 'cos it's brilliant.
Never Loved Elvis by the Stuffies. Say no more.
Broken Elvis
What about Kill Your Television by
NED'S ATOMIC DUSTBIN?
