The Mega-Zine Museum
June 20, 1997
INNOCENCE PERSONIFIED has fallen in love with a lad she's never spoken to. Any ideas on how to start a conversation?
THE NAMELESS ONE wants to tell Guybrush that he fights like a dairy farmer and asks him if he fancies a yellow beard's baby. Keep off the Ribena.
SWEET GOTHIC VAMPIRE has just moved into Count Dracula's castle. It must be lonely in the Carpathians, with only the howling of wolves and the whistling wind for company.
DEATH TO DAMAGE
Eric Clapton is talented and Wonderful Tonight should have been left alone.
Not only did Damage make a great song all whingey and boy-bandy, but they changed the hair colour of the girl in the song from blonde to brown. Why?
Oh, and the word is 'ask', not 'axe'.
Dazy, Girl from Mars
Phew. WLW thinks Swingbeat is
APPALLING WAILEY NONSENSE.
TO THOSE WITH EXAMS
Don't fret. Exams and school will be over soon. If in need of a pick-me-up, eat some orange smarties.
The best way to revise is with friends.
I'm not sure hugging a stranger is a good idea; some people don't like it.
Any ideas for impressing my sweetheart? A friend suggested falling at his feet. Sigh. Won't see him until next year.
Lots of summer happiness,
Midget Gem
Going anywhere special? WLW wants to
GO TO LISBON AND EAT TINY PASTRIES
LIFE'S SONG - JUNGLEMAN
He has a shaven head
(his brain gets hot quick).
He talks like an ape
(he says 'fick', not 'thick').
He never gets caught
(policemen are 'pigs').
He gets lots of respect
(his fists are quite big).
Yet he's the '90s role model
And the future holds much trouble.
Myopic Melon
Who are you talking about?
GRANT MITCHELL?
HELP
I've been trying for ages to find videos of the following bands, preferably of their singles:
Offspring
Greenday
Presidents of the USA
Collapsed Lung
If anyone can help me, please write to:
Andrew Foxhall,
ADDRESS CENSORED
Eat my goal! D'ya like The Goats too?
BRIT HIP HOP IS COOL
