The Mega-Zine Museum
June 18, 1997
THE CROW would like to meet Sweet Gothic Vampire at Highgate Cemetary. Have you vampire dudes read Dracula or seen Nosferatu the Vampyre?
C'EST LA VIE wonders if anyone has noticed that on Mariah Carey's Always Be My Baby she sings, 'Oh boy, you'll never shave me.'
THE GREAT HOLY DRIBBLER invites Sweet Gothic Vampire to join the quest for complete and utter world domination.
URGENT MESSAGE TO ALL 'ZINESTERS
One of my friends was holidaying in exotic Milton Keynes and somehow found himself in Area 51 in the Nevada desert USA. There he saw horrible experiments being undertaken on the yellow blob that once graced the corner of this page.
IT STILL SURVIVES TO THIS DAY.
All loyal 'Zinesters must pull together and save it from the torture.
Des
Drat. I thought I'd got shot of that
YODELLING YELLOW BLOB.
SILVER SUN
After hearing their singles and seeing them in concert, I finally got to hear Silver Sun's debut album.
Filled to bursting with pop-rock-punk songs, the melodies are so bizarre and fantastic that Dali couldn't have painted a picture surreal enough to match them.
Plus I've got the lyrics of There Will Never Be Another Me.
Rellik/Lover
If they're as original as Dali was in
HIS TIME, I'LL EAT MY SOFT WATCH
DEAR 'ZINE
I was dismayed to see an article in The Star about Louise Lombard, who plays DI Liz Shaw in ITV's Bodyguards, that said she is too thin to play a bodyguard.
If they bothered to watch the show they'd see her, Sean Pertwee and John Shrapnel put in a sterling performance.
The Saint
Dynamite comes in small packages, innit
SMALL IS BEAUTIFUL; PIXIE POWER
HALO OF LIGHT
Halo of light. lightning strikes me. metaphor or reality. time has no meaning. deprived.
Diseased. Devoured by human nature. Relevance becomes irrelevant. Vanity prevails. Superlatives can't convey.
Looking for something. Things which can't ever happen. Never. Ever. Everything goes. Goes back where it came. Me a I see a. A halo of light.
The Poetic 1
Where are my headache pills?
I CAN FEEL A MIGRAINE COMING ON
