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May 9, 1997

QUEEN OF BABBLE would just like to say a big Good Luck to everyone taking exams soon.

AMERICAN WANNABE SK8R says: As far as I'm concernced the Internet is absolutely wicked. So far I've found around 100 sites dedicated to skating alone. So you believe in actually getting out there and doing it then?

CAT-SCRATCH LASS thinks everyone should hug another human every day. The key to happiness. And misunderstandings...!

 

DEAR 'ZINE

Forget Paul Whitehouse, forget Lee & Herring and pay your respects to the comedy show that is... The Eurovision Song Contest!

The hilarious interval act, the sarcastic Croatian, and the Croatian, Icelandic and above all, the Danish entries had me and my friends falling about.

To top it all off was Terry Wogan's commentary. I'll definitely be watching next year.

Alice Childress

I didn't see it but I'll bet my bottom

DOLLAR NORVEGE GOT NIL POINTS!

 

DEAR ALL THAT ARE READING THIS

How are you all?

I have a really good question to ask you:

Who was the first person to look at a cow and think "I'll drink whatever comes out of those dangling bits when I squeeze them?"

UGH! Answers on a postcard!

The Rapid Eye Mover

Probably some udder teat that would

MILK ANYTHING FOR A PINT!

 

DEAR ALL

Zine letters are getting worse. In a word - YAWN. Let's have back the simple but debatable scribbles.

Here are some of my views in life...

  1. Dennis Pennis - super babester.
  2. Earthworth Jim - pick up the rotting birds on earth, go on have a bite.
  3. Begbie is the best Trainspotter.
  4. Mundy instead of Monday mornings.
  5. Joey is the best friend.

Blue Raisan

Blue Raisan, you used to be grape

NOW YOU'RE ALL DRIED UP!!!

 

DEAR ZINERS

Rave is a government conspiracy to make us all emotionless clubbing robots. It has no real words so it's a cop out for people with no point of view.

If you're a gibbering machine, you're either dead or easier to govern.

YOU AREN'T REBELLING, YOU'RE DOING EXACTLY WHAT THEY WANT!

Long Live Goth!

Little Baby Nothing

Leave rave, up in arms head for the

SPIRITUAL UPRISING THAT IS GINA G!