The Mega-Zine Museum
May 10, 1997
THE ANTITUNARIANS say LISTEN: Tuna must not be eaten, but worshipped! Tuna has feelings too. Join the antitunarian club and save the tuna race. On a scale of 1-10, I'd say it stinks!
RED CHIPOLATA says why do we all try to name the most obscure bands when we can all have a football debate instead? Oh, and why do wasps exist. Very trying...
NAIAD Has anyne noticed Kula Shaker talk about honey a lot? Ironic as they are vegans! Don't be so literal!!!
TO THE MUSICALLY CHALLENGED
I know who did the music for the Sprite advert.
The song is called Freeze the Atlantic and it's by a band called Cable. It's a B-side of the single Bluebirds are Blue.
To all cynics, I have to say being an individual is being yourself and doing what you want is part of it. Be ginger and free and move to a parallel universe.
Electro Cat
Forcing people to dye their hair ginger
IN ORDER TO BE FREE IS OPPRESSION!
DEAR MEGA 'ZINE
Sad as I am to say it, I am annoyed. Election night came and I sat down to watch the programme on the Beeb (Beeb One) and enjoyed every minute of it - though it wasn't very funny.
Imagine, therefore, my horror at discovering on Beeb Two there were a couple of election specials of my favourite comedy progs!
Such is the price of trying to be an intellectual.
Mental Mary and the Lapdogs
Next time, intellectual one, read the
PAPER - THE TV PAGES!
DEAR ALL 'ZINERS
For many months I have perused the now tattered pages of 142.
I have been around long enough to see the rise and fall of the likes of Savo, Iron Lion, Tath and Bob and Broken Circles. All have been pretenders to the throne on which I am now seated.
After many years of false prophets and abandoned leadership I have finally made my divine entrance as to the personification of excellence. WLW you may kiss my feet.
King Text
Pretenders come and pretenders go,
BUT WLW WILL RULE FOREVER!
REPLY TO MAD MAX
Wool wearers subsidise the meat industry and fund factory farming. The same goes for dairy produce which is inextricably linked to the railing of veal calves.
Milk is the other white meat! I suppose sheep are happy to be forced to bear many more lambs than they would naturally - used as incubators! Veggies might want to read up on veganism!
Geek the Girl
I challenge WLW to a bake-off, my cookies v. yours!
You're a bit woolly I think! May your
BISCUITS BURN AND SOUFFLE SINK!
