The Mega-Zine Museum
May 12, 1997
KEEPER OF THE FAITH says an all-male version of the Spices is planned. "The people looked. When they looked they saw the future of music... and they wept!" Music past will exceed music future, i.e, CLASSICS!
QUEEN OF BABBLE Michael Jackson's new song is utter garble - it does not deserve to be number one. Tacko Jacko?
JUGSY is having a birthday party and everyone is invited because so far it's just her and her nan. Get out the Des O'Connor, Jugsy, and slip those discs!
DEAR 'ZINE
So you think my poem was too miserable? It is no matter. There are more important things in this world than poetry. Such as the sad man from Manchester, The Manic Manc. (Well, actually, he isn't really important is he?)
You haven't got the best bands - Oasis being highly overrated.
You reckon you're all well hard eh? How do you know that then? I bet you're as hard as boiled spaghetti.
Long live all Southerners.
The Butchered Architect
The South seem to have the mouth
BUT THE SPAG COULD BE AL-DENTE!!!
DEAR 'ZINE
Last week I met Suede.
While Matt, Simon and Richard were friendly and really interested in their fans, Neil and Brett were arrogant and haughty.
Brett's attitude has spoiled him. Together they are such an aloof pair that they are becoming disappointing to many of their fans.
Dr Scott
I have to admit, music aside,
SUEDE'S NEVER RUBBED WITH ME!!!
DEAR 'ZINE
If actress Jennifer Jason Leigh married footballer Jason Lee, would they become Jennifer and Jason Jason Leigh Lee?
And if Edward Woodward married Woody Woodpecker, would they become Woody and Edward Woodpecker Woodward?
Psychopath with Perfect Teeth
And if Club 140 met Club 18-30 we'd
HAVE SOME INTELLIGENT BEACH-BUMS!
WHERE OH WHERE...?
Ok, Iron Lion was a bit of a prat at times, but it has to be said he could also be quite funny in a weird kind of way.
I know a lot of you thought he wasn't the slightest bit amusing, but in my opinion you're wrong!
Iron Lion, you're missed! Come back and make me laugh!
Psychospirit, awaiting ferrous one's return
Iron Lion you're missed - we've lost
ALL OUR SENSE OF PRIDE! HA HA!
