The Mega-Zine Museum
May 7, 1997
THE EYELINER FAIRY says to the Welsh Princess: WRITE! CENSORED, Bristol. Stay beautiful. I'd say, stay anonymous!
AVERAGE BELIEVER says I have a brochure signed by Stuart Pearce, you jealous swine, Someone who Sleeps. Pizza Hut may be sick but Pearcy is totally gorgeous! Penalty for rambling...
MENTAL MARY AND THE LAPDOGS says Sam Brady, honey, I know you're a critic but get your facts right in future.
DEAR MEGA 'ZINE
To get the most out of life you need to balance its areas. Like Hippocrates said about the four humours.
Only eating vegetables can be as unfulfilling as only listening to guitar bands. Your life can be content without roast chicken or techno, but you can't be fulfilled.
For 'Ziners who think you have to be perpetually sad to be meaningful: Keats said we need to be sad before we can be truly happy.
The Garage Flower
Yes, but he also wrote poems to bits of
GRECIAN POTTERY - SAD BLOKE!
TO THE WELSH PRINCESS
Do you have parents? Do any 'Ziners have parents? Or do you all just appear from nowhere?
It's 'coz I'm so envious - no, correction - madly jealous that you're seeing the totally brilliant Manics in Manchester. I'm not allowed for three reasons:
- It's too far away
- It's too expensive
- It's in the middle of my GCSEs.
SO WHAT! C'mon, give me a break. Parents... who needs them!
Celtic Dragon Warrior (making a debut!)
They're planning your design for life!
YOU'LL THANK THEM FOR IT - THEY SAY!
DEAR WLW
I know it's on Channel 5 but thank Pingu for "The Jack Docherty Show".
Someone who actually "talks" to his guests and asks questions that we want to know the answers to.
Most talk shows are merely a vehicle for the hosts to demonstrate their own humour: Frank Skinner, Mrs Merton... What's happened to the classic chat show where we could listen to some of the biggest stars in the world?
Fliddy
Behind the Glitz and Glam big stars are
JUST TOO BORING TO TALK TO FOR LONG!
DEAR MEGAZINE
Has anyone else noticed it? Those of you who watch soaps, have you noticed that no two people on the same soap have the same name?
I mean, normally you get two people called Paul or Peter or Kate etc. on the same road at least, but on every soap I've seen I've never seen one actor say "Where's Kate?" and the other answer "Which Kate?".
Isn't it odd?
Manic Kumquat
It would make boring viewing if soaps
WERE IDENTICAL TO REALITY, EH?
