The Mega-Zine Museum
May 6, 1997
JUMPING JACK would like to find a girlfriend with the initials A.P.J! Maybe he has got a tattoo that needs a new meaning.
EARTHWORM JOHN AND THE ANTI-GLUM LEAGUE want to tell Psychopath with Perfect Teeth, that gold fish are ace and he should seriously get a life!
COSMIC SOMEONE is desperate for info as to where MT and B Boy live. She wants to be your neighbour.
DEAR 'ZINE
To all you lot out there we have some very disturbing news.
Bob Monkhouse has recently tied the knot with fellow lottery presenter Anthea Turner and is planning to take over every television station in the world. Does this mean no more Teletext? No more 'Zine?!
AAAAGGGGHHH! The end of the world is nigh.
WE ARE DOOMED!!!
3 very disturbed people
Did he ever find his fabulous joke
BOOK? HE COULD ADD THIS FARCE TO IT!
TO THE ASSEMBLED MASSES
What are you on about, Bean A? Do you really think you are a legume, or do you mean beans in the human sense? Freud had theories about people obsessed with vegetables.
However, I do feel that homely people should unite. We are all pressured to look a certain way, but I for one will never be on Baywatch. Don't follow the crowd, be plain and proud.
Buggsuperstar
Being plain is all well and good - but
HARDLY BAYWATCH MATERIAL!
DEAR 'ZINE
Calling all 'ziners with a sense of being "hip", "with-it" and sounding "cool".
The latest way of describing something good is not "skill", "ace" or "brill", what you say is this:
"Cool-and-stuuuuuufffff!!"
Say it as one word, saying the "Cool-and" part quickly and lingering on the "Stuuuuuufffff!!!!!
Epileptic Fridge Boy
I have been saying this non-stop for
MOST OF THE DAY - AM I COOL NOW!
