The Mega-Zine Museum
April 8, 1997
SUPER INTELLIGENT PANDIMESIONAL BEING wants to know if anyone knows the real lyrics to The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonite chorus by REM.
DEAR CHARMED ENIGMA I love you. The past two years have been the longest of my life from DAVID USHER'S TROUSERS, HORNCHURCH, who also loves Moist's new album Creature.
PSYCHOPATH WITH PERFECT TEETH wants to launch a league that celebrates all that is pitiful and laughable. THE TAT CELEBRATION LEAGUE. Want to join?
DEAR 'ZINE
Did anyone see Blue Peter with that man who could apparently make fruit out of sugar? He made an apple live on the show and I have never laughed so much in my life.
It looked less like an apple than my cat does and Romana stood there being as patronising as ever going "Wow that's amazing". Amazingly bad, yeah!
The Average Beleiver
Well it makes a change from
BOG ROLL AND STICKY-BACKED PLASTIC!
CALLING ALL ZINERS
You can have your Oasis and Spice Girls but just realise that a great band have been and gone without hardly any notice.
Crowded House created some of the most meaningful and memorable songs since the Beatles and they have not been given the recognition they deserve.
Neil Finn has a magical voice and it's a shame that they never reached complete mega-stardom status.
Snookerball Ron, having 4 seasons in one day
The coolest bands prefer anonymity
IT'S ONLY NATURAL!!!
TO ALL ZINERS
Greetings! I am Superfurrygoonergirl!
It has come to my attention that less boys are into football these days and I want to know WHY!
Sort it out lads. My last boyfriend was obsessed with... golf. Sad, I know.
So come on Ziners, answer me this: what could possibly be better than footie?
S F G G from a window
A better sport than footie...
IMPOSSIBLE!
FRUSTRATING THINGS
A massive pile of essays all with the same deadline.
Still not having the guts to talk to the geezer you've liked for ages.
Only having enough cash to go out when everyone else is broke.
All of the above get on my nerves!
The Milky Way Muncher
Also having to write witty replies
TO ZINERS WITH A KILLER HANGOVER!
