The Mega-Zine Museum
April 4, 1997
SPACE COWGIRL WHO IS TOO YOUNG TO DIE is obviously a huge Jay Kay fan and says to Anne Fronk: "He is NOT a hypocrite." She also asks: "Who IS Cosmic Girl?"
THE GIRL FORBIDDEN TO GET HER TONGUE PIERCED has noticed that the kid off Hey Arnold has Keith Flint hair. Have you?
MARK LAMARR'S COSMIC GIRL thinks Grant Mitchell looks like a monkey when he is holding Courtney? What? Just when he's holding Courtney?
WHOLE
Your soul's cold, you're on hold.
All you've got left is desire.
It's all want, want, taking and want.
You're a freeloader's messiah.
You only call when you're stuck on the wall
And you can't call any higher.
It's all self, self, nothing but self.
I'd like to help you down. But if I do,
You'd only turn around and bite me.
Iron Lion
Obviously once bitten
BUT HARDLY SHY, EH?
DEAR 'ZINE
Why is it that really really attractive girls go out with the evil-minded haylins, the swines who are mean and loutish and don't seem to be that sensitive or intelligent?
Do they have a caring side of their nature that can only be discovered by female companionship? I bet that for nearly every young couple on these two islands there is some poor bloke saying "Why's she seeing him? He's a git!"
Conor the Horned One
Oh Conor, I sense despair!
INDULGE YOURSELF IN SOME MEGA-LOVE!
DEAR 'ZINE
The vegetarianism debate has been very entertaining.
But, at the end of the day, everyone has a right to eat what they want.
My friends have never hassled me about being veggie and I don't preach at them when they order a burger.
Sally Mander
Lady of the Flowers, please explain what you see in Brian Molko!
So we've closed the can of vegetables
ONLY TO MAKE-UP A PLACEBO DEBATE
IN MY DEFENCE
Why should it be drivel to believe nature is spiritually aware?
Ancient religions such as the Aborigine Dreamline, Native American Shamanism, European Witchcraft and Celtic Druidism have long held such things to be true.
Is it "drivel" for a Muslim to believe Mohammed is Allah's prophet or for a Christian to believe Christ is the Messiah? Or should we sink into the cold mundane world of the atheist?
Pagan Andy, the last Druid in Bedford
Aha! So the atheist does not have the
RIGHT TO BELIEVE IN NOTHING? EH?
