The Mega-Zine Museum
February 6, 1997
DEAR WLW
How dare you exclude my letter from the gracious pages of 'Zine! 'Zine used to be the scene for teenagers, but in the past month or so I've noticed that it hasn't been the same.
Don't get me wrong, the 'Zine's still good, just not excellent. I used to look up to and admire you. I want the old faves back before you have no letters at all to print on your precious pages.
Happy Hippy
Our postman keeps wishing for that day,
'COS HE'S WEIGHED DOWN WITH MAIL!
DEAR 'ZINE
I don't believe what I heard recently when watching a debate on mixed relationships. A black woman complained that black men date white women because "they're easy", and black women who date white men are "disrespecting" themselves.
Excuse me, most men don't think of it as dating black/white women. They just think they're dating WOMEN. There is no difference!
Zaphod Beeblebrox's Third Head
DEAR 'ZINE
Can anyone tell me why is it that radio football commentators find it necessary to point out all the players with blond hair?
In every Forest match I hear:
- Cleared by Haaland, the blond-haired Norwegian, or...
- Pearce, with the mop of blond hair, takes the throw.
What's it all about, eh?
The Average Believer
Lucky for us you don't play football -
YOU'RE THE BALD AVERAGE BELIEVER!
DEAR 'ZINE
Oh, what fun I've had. In a recent English lesson, something really made me laugh. (You're not serious, eh?)
My friend opened a dictionary and under the word decrease, someone had squashed a piece of potato.
This alone made me hysterical, but then I looked up pancake in the dictionary and wrote "see decrease" next to it!
Girl Forbidden To Get Tongue Pierced
My, what a comic life you lead -
EAT YOUR SCHOOL DINNER NEXT TIME!
