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February 2, 1997

HEY 'ZINERS

Are these classy Spice Girls lyrics or what?

...if you can't dance (x4)
if you can't dance to this
you can't do nothing for me baby
REPEAT TWICE

and

...mama I love you, mama I care
mama I love you, mama my friend (x4)
my friend

C'est La Vie

If people want to buy rubbish music

SOMEONE WILL CREATE A RUBBISH BAND

 

A RANT

Has anyone noticed that the latest Lockets ad could be a new Tool vid?

Why have the God-like Sepultura split?

I have just got Bush's 2nd LP and I'm converted - LP of the year so far. But I'm sure Blur will topple it: Beetlebum is amazing!

Scary Girl, I DO love you. I'm writing to Mates. Please keep a look out for me.

Soppy Corny Rock Boy

Maybe Sepultura split 'cos they were

ROTTEN

 

TO KEITH FLINT'S BIT ON THE SIDE

You're on the right track 'cos everyone knows that PA is pants. Also, the Prodigy are most definitely the best band in the world (JSBC disagrees).

However, they are closely followed by Underworld and the Chemical Brothers. Liam Howlett is pure genius and Keith Flint is plain insane.

Keep dancin'.

Keith Flint's Scary Contact Lens

WLW's days of being up to its eyeballs

IN MUD AND CANS ARE OVER. ROCK ON R4

 

DEAR MUSIC LOVERS

I thought the idea behind boy bands was that they should be really gorgeous lads. I have to admit 911 are dead sexy but Boyzone, Upside Down and the rest are ugly as hell.

As for the Backstreet Boys, well, they MUST be 'ugly bloke' rejects from TFI Friday.

Spiridon Anasthasia

You sound like one of those old ladies

YOU HEAR WHEN YOU GET A CROSSED LINE