The Mega-Zine Museum
February 2, 1997
HEY 'ZINERS
Are these classy Spice Girls lyrics or what?
...if you can't dance (x4)
if you can't dance to this
you can't do nothing for me baby
REPEAT TWICE
and
...mama I love you, mama I care
mama I love you, mama my friend (x4)
my friend
C'est La Vie
If people want to buy rubbish music
SOMEONE WILL CREATE A RUBBISH BAND
A RANT
Has anyone noticed that the latest Lockets ad could be a new Tool vid?
Why have the God-like Sepultura split?
I have just got Bush's 2nd LP and I'm converted - LP of the year so far. But I'm sure Blur will topple it: Beetlebum is amazing!
Scary Girl, I DO love you. I'm writing to Mates. Please keep a look out for me.
Soppy Corny Rock Boy
Maybe Sepultura split 'cos they were
ROTTEN
TO KEITH FLINT'S BIT ON THE SIDE
You're on the right track 'cos everyone knows that PA is pants. Also, the Prodigy are most definitely the best band in the world (JSBC disagrees).
However, they are closely followed by Underworld and the Chemical Brothers. Liam Howlett is pure genius and Keith Flint is plain insane.
Keep dancin'.
Keith Flint's Scary Contact Lens
WLW's days of being up to its eyeballs
IN MUD AND CANS ARE OVER. ROCK ON R4
DEAR MUSIC LOVERS
I thought the idea behind boy bands was that they should be really gorgeous lads. I have to admit 911 are dead sexy but Boyzone, Upside Down and the rest are ugly as hell.
As for the Backstreet Boys, well, they MUST be 'ugly bloke' rejects from TFI Friday.
Spiridon Anasthasia
You sound like one of those old ladies
YOU HEAR WHEN YOU GET A CROSSED LINE
