The Mega-Zine Museum
February 7, 1997
BEWARE
Don't be fooled by their frail, harmless appearance - it's all an act!
Yes! Old women are evil. Imagine your nan/gran... A sweet old lady who wouldn't harm a fly.
PAH! You think they carry balls of wool in that handbag? Wrong! They carry ammunition - ranging from rolling pins to hand grenades, disguised as rock cakes. Be careful out there!
She has spoken.
Look, they're sweet and lovable, and
YOU'RE NOT, SO SHUT UP & GET A LIFE!
BY SPARKLY 'ZINERS
Has anyone else noticed the new EastEnders soundtrack?
Manics end-to-end. Monday night's episode had Australia and A Design for Life and Tuesday's had Kevin Carter.
Did anyone see the episode of The Bill with a boy called Kevin Carter in it?
Nature's Aphid
Manic Street Preachers have obviously
MANAGED TO CONVERT A FEW LOST SOAPS
'ZINE
Someone said that all girls are jealous of the wonderful Spice Girls. AS IF!
I'm so jealous I haven't got hair like a nuclear bomb test site;
that I don't resemble a small pig in a white dress;
that my ambition for life isn't to try and get as many shades of red into my hair as possible;
that I haven't got only one pair of trousers like Sporty Spice - who I really really want to be.
Star Crazy with an innocent smile
Methinks, me really really thinks, that
THE LADY DOTH PROTEST TOO MUCH!
'ZINE
So MPs want to prosecute Noel Gallagher for saying drug use is widespread?
If so, can they please tell me under which law they would prosecute him?
He's telling the truth, and 99% of the population know it anyway! Since when has that been a crime?
Psychopath with Perfect Teeth
Since politics became an official entry
IN THE OXFORD ENGLISH DICTIONARY
