The Mega-Zine Museum
January 31, 1997
TO THE GIRL WHO WANTS THE MOON ON A STICK
'Mmmm, the Fast Show, isn't it? A show of two halves. Marvellous. Small boys, jumpers for goalposts. Back home for tea at six. Enduring image, isn't it? Suits you Sir!'
Now, if that's not funny, quite frankly I don't know what is, m'lady.
Angel with the Scabbed Wings (taking a break from depression)
Exactly! Put down your moon on a stick
and GO AND GET YOUR COAT!!!
TO THE 'ZINE
It disgusts me the way that many people are said to be 'mad' simply because they are misunderstood.
We lock away people before listening to them, horrified that they might be brighter than us.
Take the insanely brilliant mind of Van Gogh, an artistic genius, but also thought to be mentally incompetent.
Screaming Sapphire
People only thought he was mad because
HE GAVE THEM THAT 'IMPRESSION'
TO THE 'ZINE
I'd just like to point out to all radio presenters who read the Zine (if there are any) that Evita was written by Andrew Lloyd Webber and Tim Rice.
Everyone keeps crediting Andrew and forgetting Tim - not just for Evita but for a lot of other productions.
Pisquee
You're right, but don't complain
OR HE MIGHT THROW A PADDY!
TO THE 'ZINE
Has anyone noticed how hard Countdown is?
I find it difficult to get words with more than five letters in them so I prefer to try and guess which letter Carol is going to pick next.
It's far more fun and equally rewarding. I only know one long word - pseudoantidisestablishmentarianism - and that has more than nine letters.
Clair Voyansie
But the point of the game is skill, so
YOUR LOGIC IS A BIT OF A CONUNDRUM!
