The Mega-Zine Museum
December 15, 1996
SPEEDNIK believes in angels. WLW believes in miracles, don't yoooooooou?
CHOCCY TRUFFLE says the words that spring to mind when trying to describe Mark 'If-I-sing-any-higher-dogs-will-hear-me' Owen, and Peter 'I-am-more-plastic-than-Barbie' Andre, are not suitable for Mega-zine. I've no problem with cheesy and toe-curlingly bad.
CRASH LUNAR TIC can't see what's funny about Friends and thinks Bottom and Red Dwarf are MUCH funnier. I couldn't agree with you more.
Mulder's Red Speedos owes his name
TO HIS MUM. MRS RS, WE SALUTE YOU.
DEAR 'ZINE
Records footballers may have:
| Tears Of A Clown | - | Paul Gascoigne |
| Falling At Your Feet | - | David Ginola |
| Columbia | - | Faustino Asprilla |
| A Different Corner | - | Andy Hinchcliffe |
| Over My Shoulder | - | Ian Walker |
| Walkaway | - | Emerson |
| Rush Hour | - | Ian Rush |
Anyone got any better songs?
The Tongue in Cheek
If you do, don't send them in 'cos
WLW'S FED UP OF LISTS.
DEAR 'ZINE
Some people call it Mega-zine:
Those who want to vent their spleen;
Others call it Mega-zine
When they want their poems to rhyme.
Some even call it 442
If they haven't noticed
It's moved to 142.
The Honey Cake, making his debut
Enough with the poetry already.
SEND US IN SOME NEWS AND VIEWS.
DEAR 'ZINE
Why can't horoscopes ever predict bad news?
VIRGO If you're boyfriend seems a bit distant, he's cheating on you.
And when you burn your house down, remember to laugh it off as things can only get better with Pluto rising.
Artist Formerly Known as Gonzo
Ha Ha Ha Hee Hee Hee Hoo Hoo Hoo
NOT
FIVE THINGS TO DO DURING A POWER CUT
- Run screaming round the house and trip over furniture
- Scare everyone with Spice Girl impressions
- Find a torch
- Tell your little sister about the horror book you've been reading
- Go to somewhere where the power's on
Crash Lunar Tic
