The Mega-Zine Museum
December 12, 1996
DAZY, GIRL FROM MARS wonders where we'd be without chocolate, caffeine and loud music. If by chocolate you mean the muck sold in sweet shops, I can do without it thanks. 70% cocoa or nothing.
THE PODDINGTON PEA wonders why in physics her group always gets the broken equipment. So that you have to use your bonce and guess the conclusion.
PRETTY PEPPERCORN wishes us all a merry Christmas and promises lots of letters in the near future.
WLW begs 'ziners obviously suffering
FROM S.A.D TO STOP SENDING IN POEMS
DEAR 'ZINESTERS
Don't you just lurve Billy Connolly? He's the only person in the world my mother doesn't slag off for swearing.
His tour of Australia being shown on TV is brill. His motortrike is great.
Does anyone know when he's touring Britain? I live in Greater Manchester.
The Yellow Jellybean
Pity about his hair and his slippers.
BUT HE MAKES ME LAUGH
DEAR NAMELESS ONE
I don't find The Last Human in the Universe very frightening because the person at the door is only me.
So don't worry, I only want a game of Twister.
Twister Girl
WLW has never played Twister and does
NOT THINK BOTTOMS IN THE FACE IS FUN
DEAR MEGAZINE
How can anyone dare say or even think such foul and disgusting things about Peter Andre? (Jelly Bean Queen and Lotus Cruncher.)
Peter was born with talent. These people don't even know him (and you do?) so how can they say such awful things?
I was so angry and upset that anyone could write such rubbish.
These people are jealous and sick and need to get a life and some taste.
From a proud and dedicated PA fan
Taste? Excuse me while I splutter tea
ALL OVER THE SCREEN. PA IS DREADFUL.
DEAR 'ZINE
I have logged onto Compuserve with my computer many times and it is rare that someone tries to talk to me.
The other day as an experiment I changed my name to Seventeen-Year-Old Tart. Within two minutes I had at least 20 people wishing to speak to me.
Is this a coincidence or did they want to try to pull via their computers? These people should get out more and meet real girls.
Zan Keroski
