The Mega-Zine Museum
December 16, 1996
ESKARINA AND THE QUEEN OF THE DAISIES think Mark Owen sounds EXACTLY like Orville the duck and say to look out for the Blockbusters theme in the middle of You're Gorgeous.
HOWARD THE MUSICMASTER says a big hello to all his Gresham's kids and says Gresham's Prep is the best. Holt rocks.
BLAKENEY BUCCANEERS beg us to try Cromer crab with a pint of ale and some crusty bread, at the White Horse.
WLW says have a FANTASTIC Christmas
AND TELL YOUR FAMILY YOU LOVE THEM
MISERABLE POEM
People have died just to be listened to.
Killed in a way I will never forget.
You diluted their screams with your transparent lies.
You stole and buried their silent lives
No morality to answer to, you smiled at the thought!
Signed another contract, a deal with the enemy - the only enemy being war.
Kane DOT Mabox
WLW is feeling very tolerant today so
BE GRATEFUL YOU'RE READING THIS.
DEAR ZINE
AJ Ayer (1910-1988) argued that ethical statements do not express fact but merely the speaker's emotions.
They have no literal meaning, they are expressions of emotion, like grunts.
For example, if you say drugs are wrong or try drugs, you are only expressing what YOU feel about drugs.
Neither statement is right or wrong. So moral judgements are like shouting 'hoorah!' or 'boo!'
Cartoon Girlfriend
Pardon me for being thick but isn't
THAT WHAT THINKING FOR YOURSELF IS?
DEAR WATCHERS OF EARTHWORM JIM
It has finished. How? Why? I don't have Sky so I cannot watch this brilliant programme anymore. But what a final episode, sheer class.
By the way, who else forgets that a cow drops on someone at the end of each series? And why did we not get a Christmas special?
C'mon all you who watch Street Sharks, Earth Jim is better, Earthworm Jim rules.
Earthworm John promoting his bro
Is that based on that boring PC game?
WLW PREFERS WORMS
DEAR 'ZINE
How can people respect Peter Andre when he can't even sing live? Is he scared of being found out for what he is, a bloke with a feminine voice and a washboard chest but no ability to PLAY AN INSTRUMENT?
Heavy Metal isn't everyone's cup of tea, but at least those bands have talent.
Two Metal Freaks
PS Keep up the good work. We'll get Peter Andre deported back to Oz yet.
