The Mega-Zine Museum
October 31, 1996
PULP-LOVING GIRL says thin people feel just as bad about being thin as fat people do about being fat.
SCARY GIRL begs some of you to simplify your names. How about Jim, Bob or Bobby? She can't be bothered to write out the really long names.
GOLD DUST WOMAN and her sister love Metallica, but wonder who the figgy pudding is Daniel O'Donnell.
LUCIFERJON has a long list of things to
do with a guitar: distortion, feedback,
VOLUME, TWIN SOLOS, FAST SOLOS ETC
TO GRAHAM THE TOMATO
If men are just soulless collections of cells, what's the point of love, goodness, truth, honour and morals? If God doesn't exist, there's no-one to look up to.
The Bible never contradicts itself. It was written over thousands of years (carbon dating proves this) by hundreds of different people who maybe never met one another.
Scientific evidence supports the Flood, the parting of the Red Sea and so on.
Star Indie Babe
And it has some beautiful passages
AND USEFUL TIPS ON HOW TO LIVE.
DEAR 'ZINE
Somebody recently challenged me to name one bassist of this generation better than Paul McGuigan. Here are 10.
| Colin Greenwood | (Radiohead) |
| Mani | (Stone Roses) |
| Krist Novoselic | (Nirvana) |
| Nicky Wire | (Manics) |
| Adrian Utley | (Portishead) |
| Mat Osman | (Suede) |
| Guto Pryce | (SFA) |
| Peter Brown | (Salad) |
| Tim Brown | (Boos) |
| Nick Gilbert | (Marion) |
Escalation Ltd
I'd have to mention Kim Deal as well
MR LIMITED
'ZINESTERS!
Has anyone noticed a change in WLW recently? Whereas once I was certain it was a woman editing the 'Zine, I have recently become convinced it's a man.
The declining standard of the work first alerted me to the possibility, as many old letters and ideas were regurgitated to cloud up otherwise perfect screens.
Also, WLW isn't funny Anymore. And MY LETTERS AREN'T PRINTED ANYMORE.
Ironic Nomad
DEAR PATRIOT
Thank you for your supportive comments. I agree boys really ought to realise how much girls know about motorsport.
For example, on the last race of the season I predicted Damon Hill would win - despite what several boys said.
I looked at the situation logically and decided Damon would probably stop at nothing to win. But I still suffered from comments from blokes about how little I know.
Blokes feel redundant as it is. Don't
MAKE 'EM FEEL EVEN MORE SO.
