The Mega-Zine Museum
November 1, 1996
PISQUEE asks: "how about suggestions for a relaunch of the 'Zine' - are we all that bad!?!"
THE HEAVENLY NOBODY wants to know why teachers seem to think we are all superhuman when it comes to revising!
DAZY, GIRL FROM MARS asks: "are you meant to smell things and feel pain in dreams?"
STRANGE LITTLE GIRL WITH BLUE EYES would just like to say SKELMERSDALE.
Pleeeeease stop the letters regarding
THE PROGRAMME REMOTE CONTROL!
MANCHESTER CLUB REVIEW - THE HACIENDA
Indie bands and the Hacienda have become closer bedfellows recently as a result of Stonelove every Tuesday.
Easily holding the title of best known club in the North bar none at the grand old age of 14, the Hacienda still boasts the largest crowds and the best variety of nights.
Anon
Anyone else got any top clubs they
WOULD LIKE TO TELL US ABOUT?
DEAR WLW
Ages ago someone referred to me as he/she. After all my time on the 'Zine they still don't know.
Well Mr "I don't know if Iron Lion's male or female", I'll tell you that my real name is Alex.
How very helpful I am.
Iron Lion Alex
Maybe nobody really reads your letters.
MAYBE WE'D BETTER STOP USING THEM!
DEAR KING OF HEAVY METAL
I think I love you, you have everything I look for in a monarch - supreme knowledge of all things metal and rock, combined with an excellent taste in music.
A home address would be appreciated, as together, the world of rock and metal will be our oyster.
The Metal Queen
Let's hope The King of Heavy Metal is
UNATTACHED - NOT FOR LONG I FEEL!
DEAR GOLD DUST WOMAN
Here are the answers to your questions:
- Humans actually don't exist. We are all characters in a huge virtual reality game being played by an ant called Doris.
- There is something wrong with the way we are living. To improve it we should all live in the same house.
- We are doomed.
The underpants of Neil Sedaka
FELLOW 'ZINESTERS
Why:
- is it when I go to bed early am I always much more tired than when I go to bed late?
- do the girls in Home & Away think Liam is good looking when he's so ugly?
- are there always such huge queues for toilets when I'm dying to go but when I don't need to go the toilets are empty?
The Heavenly Nobody.
Plus if you have a mega meal late at
NIGHT YOU'RE STARVED IN THE MORNING?
