The Mega-Zine Museum
October 26, 1996
GEORGIE would like Savo to know that Man City has one of the country's best players in Kinkladze. Oh, and Savo... you're rubbish (says G not me).
SUN SHOWER is a happy little soul who wishes us all love, peace and happiness.
CHARLY asks when people talk, where do the used words go? Why, in one ear and out t'other, silly billy.
PMRRJC bets I can't guess what PMRRJC stands for. I REALLY can't think, but
I'm sure you're going to tell me.
SEND US YOUR SHORT CUTS NOW
THREE OF FIVE: MAN UTD SUPPORTERS (to the tune of Do Your Ears Hang Low)
Do you support Man United?
Giggsy get you all excited?
Do you cry and curse and moan
When you draw with Leeds at home?
Think Eric belongs in heaven?
Do you live in north Devon?
Well, you're a glory-hunting *$@^!
Snookerball Ron, assisted by Villaman Rod
Can we have another one to the tune of
IT'S NOT UNUSUAL (CLEAN PLEASE)
DEAR LONGPIG
Yawns are catching because they're part of pack behaviour - telling all dumb animals in the pack to sleep together in safety and warmth.
Try a big yawn in your dog's face. It works.
Other behaviour in dumb animals includes supporting Liverpool, watching Blind Date and listening to rap music.
Hugh
You NEARLY caught me out with your name
HUGH. TUT TUT.
LIVE ALBUM REVIEW: NIRVANA FROM THE MUDDY BANKS OF THE WISHKAH
It's excellent! It has the quality of a studio-made album without losing the appeal (and mistakes) of live play.
It shows just how good Nirvana were onstage and contains their best tracks (no fast-forwarding there then).
Highlights include Negative Creep, Aneurysm and Kurt's banter.
Dave Grohl's Illegitimate Child
But you have to listen to it on the
GROUND FLOOR OR THE HOUSE'LL SHAKE
DEAR 'ZINE
I think the Government is having a hard time at the moment. I think it's unfair blaming them for unemployment.
We should be blaming new machinery and advances in technology.
If technology keeps improving the whole world could be jobless. Even WLW could (should?) have a robot replacing them.
The Heavenly Nobody
Wot a Luddite. Get wired mate.
'ZINERS
The Starship Enterprise travels at 9/10 the speed of light. It is attacked by aliens every 30 minutes.
My question is why has no-one thought of fitting seat belts?
Mr Not the Ten O'Clock News
Because, thickhead, they might get
WHIPLASH. HONESTLY.
