The Mega-Zine Museum
October 25, 1996
SECOND TOUGHEST IN THE INFANTS asks: "When the soles of your shoes wear down where do they go?"
IRON LION wants to point out the an anagram of Mademoiselle Fourbeat is: Hello I smell like a sewer. No it isn't.
POLO There's someone who shares my fetish for Jacques Villeneuve. Let's do lunch, Little Miss Paddling Pool.
JOHN claims self-proclaimed individuals give themselves ignorant superiority.
A clear case of insecurity.
MORE LIKE SUPREME VANITY!!!
DEAR 'ZINE
Mega-zine is a place,
When your hair won't go right,
And your nail polish is chipped.
When your nose-ring is wonky,
And your best dress is ripped.
When you can't find your para boots,
And life's far from sweet.
Mega-zine is a place,
Where my soul is at peace.
Gold Dust Woman
Gold Dust Woman please write more poems
FLATTERY WILL GET YOU EVERYWHERE!!
DEAR 'ZINE
A man has three oranges. He has to cross a bridge carrying only one at a time. He can only cross the bridge once and cannot throw or roll the other two across to the other side.
How does he do it?
PRESS REVEAL: He juggles them so he only has one in his hand at any one time.
Peaches and Cream (except on Sundays)
Very clever I enjoyed that teaser -
BRAIN STIMULATION IN THE MORNING!!
DEAR 'ZINE
With the next general election looming I think it's time for us zinesters to organise our own political party to storm Parliament with.
If the WLW will lead us then he can run the party. If not, all zinesters must vote for who they want to lead us to glory.
All votes must be in by the end of November and the WLW will declare who will lead us.
Someone with a "name" too rude to print
Let's quash the system now.
POWER TO THE ZINESTERS!!!
DEAR WLW
Your knight in shining armour,
The reality of my dream.
Your comments overwhelm me,
Your looks I've never seen.
You really are the best,
Intelligent and witty.
You're not as good as Micheal Jackson,
Oh dear what a pity!
Dangerous and Bad but not History
DEAR LITTLE STRANGE GIRL
I used to pretend to be different when I was around my friends, but it was too uncomfortable so I started being myself with them. At first they found it a bit weird but they soon got used to it.
Just be yourself, it's better than pretending.
Cheesehead
Forget your friends, you're a zinester
STAND UP AND BE PROUD!
