The Mega-Zine Museum
October 10, 1996
BINKY THE DOORMAT would like to say, if Crushed Orange is female we could be great mates, and if Crushed Orange is male, I want to marry him.
DAZY GIRLS FROM MARS asks if anyone has noticed the similarity between Jarvis Cocker and Paul Merton.
LOVELY SCHORCHIO PIZZA Let us into the secret. What has Adam actually done to you?
THE HEAVENLY NOBODY wants to know if
any 'Ziner out there can translate
PINGU'S LANGUAGE
DEAR 'ZINE
How much more boring would Countdown be if they didn't play the music every two minutes?
And there's another reason for this annoying little ditty - TELEPATHY.
If you concentrate on the consonants and vowels while the hypnotic tune plays, your brain re-arranges the letters into subliminal messages.
Nancy Boy, thinking up more wisdom
Please tell us you don't actually
CHOOSE TO WATCH IT?
DEAR TRUE BORN METTLE
In response to your question about the true name of Slash, I can reveal it is Saul Hudson.
He was born on 23/7/65, making him 31. Moreover, he was born in Stoke-on-Trent in Staffordshire, England.
I hope that answers your questions sufficiently and I will be only too happy to answer questions of a rock or heavy metal nature in the future.
King of Heavy Metal
We have a heavy metal connoisseur
IN OUR MIDST - THERE HAD TO BE ONE!
DEAR WLW
What is Iron Lion on?
Waffling on about toothbrushes, and as for the debate on religion, who cares?
Everyone knows religion is just a source of human security.
Get lives you lot, and try to write something worth printing.
Lord Vetinari (an atheist and proud)
WLW is getting extremely fed up with
THE LACK OF WIT AND HUMOUR - SORT IT
EASTENDERS PIZZA AS REQUESTED BY WLW
For the base, take some bad weather, ugly actors and downbeat storylines and mix well, whisking out any lumps of optimism.
Top with social deprivation, crime and a sprinkling of court cases.
Strain out humour and excitement, season with infidelity, deceit and betrayal.
Don't bother cooking - it must be soggy and depressing.
Enid
CALLING ALL HAIRY SPIDERS
Erm, Big Hairy Spider are we married or related in anyway? Cos you're not on my Christmas list.
Itsy Bitsy Spider
