The Mega-Zine Museum
October 9, 1996
KING PHOENIX says Adonis is worshipped in some countries as the God of Vegetables. What is he, a jellified Mr Potato Head? Probably!
THE INFLATABLE MANGO gave himself the wrong name. Leave out the MAN, replace it with an E and you'd be spot on.
THE BOHEMIAN SPIRITUALIST is still trapped in an extremely deep pit of infatuation. C'mon, stop admiring me!
TATH has good things to say about
Broken Circles' Whitby. It's 475 times
BETTER THAN LOUGHBOROUGH. NEVER!
HOW TO SCARE PEOPLE IN A LIFT
- Breathe heavily
- Start praying
- Say "I saw Churchill yesterday"
- Shout "I normally use the stairs but they broke down"
- Read the escape procedure loudly
- Start a conversation
Artist Formerly Known As Gonzo
What about the one where others are
SCARED SIMPLY BY LOOKING AT YOU?!
IN REPLY TO YOUR REPLY TO ME, WLW
"It just does, fool" - what kind of an answer is that to life? A good one!
Very intellectual, I expected more from you. A Zinester would have come up with a decent answer to why faxes to 'Zine are diverted, such as interference from alien satellite systems a la Independence Day.
You're not on the same wavelength in the quest for answers. I bet you don't even have a goldfish!
Ironic Nomad
Bet you're one of these why kids.
MUM, WHY IS THE EARTH ROUND? ETC...
DEAR 'ZINE
I am sitting in a field. It's not very big and it's only a half a mile from civilisation. But it's nice.
Oh look, there's a sheep. It just said meahhh. How wonderful!
It's starting to get dark now. Time to go. I hear a noise.
"Hey, laddie, get out of it," says the farmer with two dogs.
"Just going, mate," says I.
"Don't come back," he adds.
I leave.
Broken Circles
Your day sounds so wonderful
PLEASE TAKE ME OUT OF THE CITY!
DEAR JCSMRSNBMWCD
I know your name and I agree with you they are the greatest.
It's Jarvis Cocker, Steve Mackey, Russell Senior, Nick Banks, Mark Webber Candida Doyle.
There, name in full!
Strange Little Girl with Blue Eyes
Well, it makes better sense that the ranting explanation by Angel of Death. It was just so, so, so nasty!
DEAR WHOEVER DOES THE ALBUM REVIEWS
Oh, we really are lampshade now, aren't we?
Catatonia's album, Way Beyond Blue, is absolutely fantastic.
The boggie revival starts here now.
Scrawn
