The Mega-Zine Museum
October 6, 1996
THE HEAVENLY NOBODY wonders if any other 'Ziners are affected by itchy labels on underwear? No!
THE ENTERTAINER likes to mention Uri Geller and oranges in the same sentence. Why, does he bend them, too?
PUNKA says the secret meaning of The First Big Weekend is: "I wish saddos would stop trying to disect every decent song in search of a meaning." Anyone ever hear of fun?
Yellow Chedder wonders does Incontinent
STARFISH USE THE GENTS OR LADIES?
DEAR IRON LION
What right do you have to slag off Tath for liking Bon Jovi? So what if he likes a band that are classed as sad!
Bon Jovi are my favourite band. I also like The Offspring, Boyzone, Terrorvision and Radiohead.
If I'm classed as sad for listening to music I really like, I don't care. I'm better off than anyone who likes music just to be cool!
So, I take it, Iron Lion is cool.
The Kipper Seller
Mixed up and calling people cool who
SHOULDN'T BE CALLED COOL?
TOP 10 WORDS THAT RHYME WITH 'ZINE
- Seen - that's what I want to be
- Been - that's Tath, has-been
- Lean - me again
- Dream - I'm the next lottery winner
- Green - my fave colour
- Maureen - my dream girl
- Mean - Joyrider, I guess
- Keen - my feelings for Spice Girls
- Cream - I love it in my coffee
- Egg - oooops...
Iron Lion, getting it right as usual
Hm, don't know about that spicy
KEENESS. COULD LAND YOU IN TROUBLE!
DEAR WLW
I have some deeply shocking news. The so-called He-Man who writes to 'Zine is nothing but an imposter!
How do I know? Because on 'Zine (30/9) he claimed to be a Man Utd fan. The real life He-Man lives on Eternia and has no knowledge of fotball teams on Earth.
I feel sorrry for readers being mis-led in this way.
Skeletor
I wasn't shocked - I never take any
MAN U FANS SERIOUSLY. DO YOU?
DEAR CHEEKY CHIRPY HAPPY CHAPPY
I'm glad you're happy and you fancy Liam, but your comment about Oasis was incomplete.
What you should have said was Oasis are the best band in the world... of really dull, average, waste of money bands.
It's time the music press concentrated on more talented British bands like Kula Shaker.
Laceration Man
DEAR WLW
I'm not going to tell you what my initials stand for. All I'll say is "think of the best band in the world".
Keep guessing!
JCSMRSNBMWCD
