The Mega-Zine Museum
October 11, 1996
GASMAN ASKS Why don't Jarvis and Lush release Ciao as a single?
KILLER KITTEN met her ideal man on a bus in Brixton. Chance in a lifetime!
PERFECT CIRCLE thinks Broken Circles is cool and would love to hear from Binky the Doormat and Crushed Orange.
HAIRSPRAY QUEEN believes she has hit the nail on the head. Oasis are a bunch of attention seeking whingers.
Angel of Death - the morbid soul asks
IS ANYONE OUT THERE?
DEAR 'ZINE
The problem with Oasis is they have no originality - they are carbon copies of how The Beatles started out.
If you want to be cool listen to something original like rap. The Beastie Boys, Public Enemy, Run DMC are all original and better than any Indie/Britpop rubbish. And that's final.
Public Enemy No 2
Why is rap so original? Anyone can
SHOUT LOUD ABUSIVE WORDS!!
DEAR WLW
Yes WLW, I'm back, to ask such questions as:
Why is a load carried by a ship called a cargo, yet when carried by a car it is a shipment?
Is St Peter bi-ligual? If not how does he tell everyone how to get through the pearly gates?
King Phoenix, the original article
Good points but invalid I feel!!
AND DON'T YOU MEAN MULTI-LINGUAL?
DEAR WLW
About a year ago my sister started reading your pages, now she reads them EVERY single day. So I have to eat my Shredded Wheat while sitting through your Zine EVERY breakfast time.
Because of this I would appreciate some Shredded Wheat recipes so when she reads your pages I can enjoy a different taste experience.
Mr 100% Wholewheat
Possibly you could try a new cereal
IF NOT SEND RECIPES TO WLW.....
DEAR MEGAZINE
Some questions that puzzle me:
Why are Wimbledon FC doing so well when their best player is Efan Ekoku?
Why are Oasis B-sides better than the singles?
Why is everyone so hard on Adonis? He's not the only bloke who fancies himself. He's just the only one stupid enough to admit it!
Ladykiller, thinking Lush are cool
DEAR WLW
Phoebe and Chandler are the coolest Friends and Smelly Cat is easily a number one for Christmas!
Nature's Aphid