The Mega-Zine Museum
September 11, 1996
SPEEDNIK'S got an anagram. Michael Heseltine - Elect him, he's alien. Superb. Any other anagrams out there?
QUEEN OF BABBLE agrees with Funki Monkey that Friday night's TV is cool. She videos eight programmes and watches them on Saturday. There's nothing on then, except sport, of course.
MAD MORRIGAN thinks WLW is the greatest thing since remote control. Don't insult me, remote was never that good.
Tath doesn't know why people he fancies
IGNORE HIM? ISN'T IT OBVIOUS?!
DEAR 'ZINE
No more loneliness! It all started when I was dragged kicking and screaming into a nite-club by my cousin.
I searched and then I saw something - a beacon dressed in a Pearl Jam t-shirt shining among a line of miniskirts, her cascading curls glistening against all the gelled crew cuts.
I'm in love and I couldn't be happier. I'll never criticise nite-clubs again.
Stan D'Alone, dizzy with irony
Oh Stanny boy, the clubs, the clubs
ARE CALLING. D'TOGETHER AT LAST!
DEAR 'ZINE
It's the 1990s and everyone thinks role reversal is great. But I'm a girl who thinks it's awful. Married women should look after their homes and children instead of going to work in a time of high unemployment.
As for house-husbands and domesticated men, I find them a real turn-off.
Any 'Zinesters feel the same? Please let me know I'm not alone in hating men with prams.
Star Indie Babe
Any thoughts on men with prams...
DEAR THE WANNABE
Yes! I know exactly what you mean. I have refused to go shopping with my mum for six months now.
We always end up shouting in the middle of a shop, just as a load of my mates come in.
My advice to you, leave mum at home!
Sodajerk
What about the embarrassment you cause
MUM, ESP WITH THAT NAME OF YOURS?!
DEAR SURLY HERMIT
Thanks, both for paying attention to my letter and for pointing out the flaws in my "intelligent organisms on Mars" theory.
I suppose this means I can kiss goodbye to my career in alien biology.
Just out of interest, do you live in the traditional hermit habitat (a cave)? If so, how do you access 'Zine?
The Miles Away Girl
He puts a piece of paper in an
ENVELOPE LIKE MOST OTHER 'ZINERS!
DEAR WLW
Thank you for entering "Fantasy Crane Stroking". Mmmmm... good choice!
I enclose a sticker of Colin Hill, your hero. Unfortunately, for you that is, the sticker is only a fax so I still have the original.
This makes me feel like a tri-square (more like a stingy person, you mean).
The 'Tache
Anyone reckon Juve will do some crane
STROKING TO DAVID MAY TONIGHT? YES!
