The Mega-Zine Museum
September 13, 1996
THE SOOTHSAYER thinks Oasis are a sham, and says Shakermaker is I'd Like To Teach The World To Sing. Really?
CLAIRE THE MUPPET LOVER tells Killer Kitten to getalifemate and that Jarvis is cool, Pulp are musical wizards and Mark Webber is rather cute. Eugh.
LAZY DAZY must be a newcomer to these cool and funky pages. WLW stands for White Line Warrior and the blob is whatever YOU choose it to be, man.
The Lovely Scorchio! Pizza admits that
HALF HER FRIENDS LISTEN TO METALLICA
DEAR 'ZINE
Instead of arguing about no-mark bands like Oasis, let's discuss something far more important: cheese!
My personal favourite is Port Salut, whose melting, creamy texture gives way to a subtle taste sensation inside the mouth.
Oooh I can tell this'll be a controversial topic.
Bert Camembert, living life cheesily
Good thing that taste sensation is in
THE MOUTH AND NOT, SAY, THE ARMPIT.
TO ALL YOU WOULD-BE 'ZINESTERS
Before you start writing, STOP.
You've probably got more chance of being struck by lightning twice, winning the rollover lottery jackpot, meeting Paul Nicholls, marrying him, having his kids, turning into a frog, getting lost in a supermarket AND meeting God than you do getting your letters printed on 'Zine.
Someone somewhere, looking for Paul
DEAR 'ZINE
If I's Favourite Hat or anyone else who appreciates the fab film Withnail and I would like to get in touch, square it with WLW to get my address.
Uncle Monty's Unruly Moggy
You'll have to communicate via these
PAGES I FEAR. POOR DEAR LONELY MONTY
DEAR 'ZINE
Seeing as so many people are confused about the chicken and egg situation, I would like to say that I think the chicken came first.
Why would the egg come first if it could then turn into an alligator or a dinosaur?
The chicken must have come first in order to lay an egg that would hatch into another chicken.
Pink Panda
And where would all the dinosaurs and
ALLIGATORS COME FROM?
DEAR MEGA-ZINE
I recently floated into Des Lynam's kitchen and hid in his pan cupboard for two days.
The Floating Nun
