The Mega-Zine Museum
September 10, 1996
SWEET PEA can't stand The Smurfs singing about puppies and Saturday night. Well sit down then!
BROKEN CIRCLES lived up to her name and left her friends for the high life in Whitley Bay. And what fun she had too!
TYPE O' NEGATIVE wants a veto on all female writers with names beginning Little Miss. It should be Big Mrs. Why?
KO CHAN flew into some peanuts she didn't want on a plane trip? Aahhh!
Dave the Hat has consciously decided
THAT SPICE GIRLS SMELL. WHIFFY!
DEAR 'ZINE
I think that seeing as 'Zine would be pretty non-existent without us writers, we should get paid!
Let's face it, it's got to be one reason why a lot of writers have gone. Other magazines pay for quality letters.
OK, maybe there aren't many on 'Zine, but at least have a letter of the week prize or something.
The Girl who bought the World
And if WLW did, your letter would
BE GETTING ABSOLUTELY ZILCH!
DEAR WLW
What's happened to Mates on p447? Has it changed into love match and you've forgotten to change the name?
The other day I saw Courtney looking for her Kurt. What next, Romeo seeks Juliet or Cleopatra wants Anthony?
What's happened to the nice, witty, arrogant but honest people who just want a pen pal from a weird and wonderful place... like Newcastle?
Maple Syrup
Oh no, another anti-romantic
WHAT'S WRONG WITH A LITTLE LURVE?!
DEAR INBETWEENER
I was interested to hear about your famous relatives. I have quite a few... Brett Anderson, Mike Flowers and Ringo Starr to name but three.
You don't believe me? Well, billions of years ago we all evolved from the same life form, making me, you and everybody part of one big, happy family.
Just think, we're all related to one another. Brothers and sisters, I love you all!
Lawdy Miss Clawdy
What, you mean WLW is related to
IRON LION ANTELOPE? YUK!!!
DEAR 'ZINE
Why did the BBC give a whole night to celebrate Star Trek's 30th anniversary when Doctor Who's similar anniversary was giiven a measly hour?
It's sad the BBC values a trashy US import more than its own show. Star Trek is humourless, serious-minded rubbish.
Doctor Who is the only programme where you can find humour and breadth of imagination. That makes it the best sci-fi series in the world.
Hurdy Gurdy Flurdy
Any sci-fi thoughts...
DEAR MELLON COLLIE
The main conclusion of individualism on 'Zine was that everyone is entitled to their own opinion, yet you persecute Korky's Pedantic Crunchie for his opinion of Nirvana.
I don't personally like Nirvana, but that's my opinion. In fact, when everyone was going mad about Nirvana, I was going mad about an almost unknown Mancunian band called Oasis. Look what happened to them. Leave Korky alone!
The Wannabe - where are you Mrs Gentry
Hear, hear. But wouldn't life be dull
WITHOUT CRITICISM. OASIS HA, HA!!!
