The Mega-Zine Museum
August 18, 1996
VIXEN wants Killer Kitten to know that cats are people too, but they're not very bright. Have nine lives, though.
THE ALBINO HEDGEHOG threatens WLW with a postal avalanche of mustard and cress if his letters aren't shown. Security has been tightened. I'm ready for you!
THE MAN FROM PLANET ZOG is 'Zine history. Another for the rejects corner.
BEAUTIFUL ATHENE is here to take over vainess from Adonis. Oh la la!
Bez's Working Trousers has found
WINFISH. MORE LIKE LOSEFISH!
DEAR DEMON EDIT, WLW
Yes, WLW, I have to confront you with a heinous crime, thy unmerciful editing of my peers' thoughts and ideals.
Why, you change them, cut them and in many cases, insert new words. Yet you show no shame for you are without shame. This, however, I admire.
WLW stands by morals, faces peers with a merry quip and is someone to aspire to. Hail WLW!
Broken Circles, shamlessly rambling on
Have you got a crush on me, or what?
KIND WORDS ARE JUST A TAD O.T.T!
TO STAN D'ALONE
I feel for you. You're not a freak. You must use your individualism positively. It's a rare thing. I know, I'm in a similar position.
But heed this warning fake individuals: wake up and smell the coffee!
Wearing second hand clothes and listening to Pulp doesn't make you individual. It just means you're a peer group sheep. Baaa, baaa, baaa!
The New Power Soul
But what do you do to be individual?
BE THE ONLY ONE TO HATE JARVIS!
DEAR 'ZINE
Everyone who owns Blur's The Great Escape has hopefully now realised that the song, Dan Abnormal, is an anagram of Damon Albarn.
But, I ponder, how many Blur fans noticed that Dan Abnormal is also an anagram of Alan born mad?
The Disrespected Traffic Cone
Thank you for this enlightening news
BLOODY TRAINSPOTTER! ARGH!!
DEAR 'ZINE
I find it sad and degrading that musical talent comes second to image in boy bands like Boyzone.
They are put together just so girls can fantasise about them.
I know female singers/groups have sexy posters to advertise their singles, but the new boy bands parade with bare chests, even before any of their songs have been heard.
Very sad, indeed!
Zozo The Zoooo, Zozieland
DEAR WLW
A while ago some 'Ziners enquired about what you do with all those many, many, many unscreened 'Zine letters you get.
I have an idea. Why don't 'Ziners send in SAE's and you can send them out some of these masterpieces that don't see the light, just the bin?
Hoochie Coochie Man
(Being a nice person, I dispatched some stuff in Coochie's direction)
Hooch got his. Will you get yours? No.
NOTHING LIKE BINNING NAFF LETTERS!
