The Mega-Zine Museum
August 16, 1996
BOGMISTRESS after a night on the town, I cannot be looking at that wavy lined paper. It makes me feel sea-sick!
THE FLOATING NUN has recently floated over Milton Keynes. We ask ourselves, why Milton Keynes? Where will she appear next I ask myself?
MR NICE thinks he may have fallen in love with Daunted Angel. Something to do with sublime words!
ANDY PARTRIDGE IN A PEAR TREE You get exactly 0 out of 3!
Little Miss Naughty but Nice -
NICE ONE! THE BOYF SOUNDED HELLISH!!
AN OBSERVATION
Hollyoaks and Brookside - would you class them as fantasy? I would.
Have you noticed that no-one wears spectacles? Surely you'd expect even some minor characters to have glasses, or is that too much to ask?
I won't accept that Brooksiders or Hollies wear contact lenses - no way!
Heir of Isidur
Maybe it says in their contract they
CAN'T WEAR GLASSES - WHY ASK ME?
DEAR 'ZINE
Can I ask if I am the only Zinester who:
- Sends tonnes of letters in at once?
- Numbers all his letters, so they can be broadcast in some kind of order?
- Uses his computer to type letters so they are remotely legible?
- Owns all the Oasis singles on CD?
- Has friends who stab him in the back at regular intervals?
The Wondernurd
Perhaps there is only you!!
DEAR 'ZINE
First I would like to express my thanks to WLW for printing my first letter.
I have just one question: How is 'Zine pronounced? My friend refers to it in such a way that it rhymes with 'fine', but my brother sees it as the last syllable of 'Mega-zine' and so proceeds to say 'Zine rhyming with clean.
Miss N.O.U. Gat
I myself say: it is totally up to the
INDIVIDUAL - IT CAN BE EITHER WAY!
DEAR STAN D'ALONE
Everyone wants to be an individual and be different because they're afraid of fading into the background.
However, if you have no friends for being who you are, then that's not your problem - it's everyone else's.
I just hope that you're not saying that to be a true individual you have to be alone.
From Nell
Stan D'Alone, explain exactly what you
MEANT - THE POSTMAN CAN'T COPE!
DEAR TWEFFIN THE PERSON
Interesting as your point on the Kit-Kat advert was, it does have a flaw.
Most woolly garments have a seam, as it is almost impossible to knit in a circle, so therefore the wool would unwind without Missy Shiny-Knicks spinning around.
The Infernal Pink Triangle
PS. Did you notice how the girl is so busy having her clothes unwound, she doesn't pay for her taxi or Kit-Kat?
After doing a survey at Zinester House
I CAN REVEAL THAT NO-ONE NOTICED!
