The Mega-Zine Museum
July 27, 1996
TWO-FACE tried to tell WLW a story of a bizarre occurence. Bizarrely, it ended up in the bin. Sorry!
TRUE BORN METTLE has seen the light and thinks Heaven is the open road. Not when you get stuck on the M25, matey!
MELLON COLLIE is just one who cherishes the demise of AFKA Gonzo. Good riddance seems to be the common theme.
PULSE started racing when none of his seven letters got printed. Calm down, the eighth worked.
DEAR 'ZINE
AFKAG could stand for:
- A Fat Kiwi Ate Germany
- Aliens From Krull Abduct Gerbils
- Ancient Felt-tips Killed Ayrshire's Gorillas
- A Fool Known As Gonzo
Mister DJ
That last one sounds so true
GONZO, WHAT DO YOU THINK?
HELLO EVERYBODY
I would like everyone's attention so that I can introduce myself.
I'm Miss Krystal and I am the newest writer to 'Zine (oh no she's not).
I am gorgeous and sophisticated. One day I am going to be a Hollywood star (are you for real, saddo?).
That's all for now! (lucky us!!!)
Miss Krystal
Another well balanced 'Zine writer
WITH A CHIP ON BOTH SHOULDERS!
DEAR WLW
What do you do with all the billions (I'm so flattered!) of letters you get?
Here's what I think you should do:
Gather up all the letters in one big pile, hire a hot air baloon, and every August 2 travel all over the UK dropping letters from the sky so we could have 'Zine souvenirs. We could call it 'Zine Day.
Flower Power Hippy
Sorry, but the letters are valuable
SAVO'S ARE WORTH A FORTUNE AT VILLA!
UNLIKELY FUTURE OASIS QUOTES
- "It was all an act. I wanted to hide my vulnerable, passive nature. The most exciting thing I do nowadays is drink Ovaltine. I'm addicted to it. Mad for it, I am!" - Liam
- "They had a life of their own. They just got up and walked off. I wasn't able to control them. They needed space. They wanted marriage and kids - I didn't!" - Noel on the departure of his eyebrows
Celeste T and The Wild Taco
DEAR 'ZINE
While waiting outside Virgin's London Megastore to see Ash play, I noticed Mark Hamilton looking out of a window at the top of the building.
Not being someone who does things by halves, I shouted up to him and waved violently. After a while he waved back.
Yet no-one else in the queue saw him until 10 minutes later. What did they think I was doing jumping around and yelling in the street?
Wingless Angel
Disowned by a whole queue, eh?
AT LEAST MARK DIDN'T IGNORE YOU!
