The Mega-Zine Museum

July 21, 1996

KIWI GIRL says if she was made Prime Minister WLW would be made second in command. I like this girl - alot.

FOX GONE WRONG has sussed it this time. The yellow blob is obviously a very tasty french poodle!

ANT GIRL & THE WANNABE think Geordie Mam and The Only Looney Left in Town are two of their fave 'Zinesters.

PSYCHO CABBAGE wants people never to conform to the norm.

WHAT HO ZINESTERS

Matron says there's nothing like a good guffaw to start the holiday so here goes:

wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah.

Gosh, that's better eh what? (Wah wah!)

RODDERS
Rodney Regatta with Chatterthatmatters wah wah!

Who exactly is Matron? Where does she

LIVE? AND IS SHE VERY FAT?

DEAR 'ZINE

All examiners (esp History and Chemistry) should have their ears cut off, coated with breadcrumbs and coriander, fried in boiling oil, until they reach that special golden brown crunch stage.

Then smother them in Marmite and feed them to a pack of rabid hell-hounds.

The Queen of the Daisies and Eskarina.

Don't you think you're being a touch

UNFAIR, WHAT HAVE THE HOUNDS DONE?

5 THINGS TO TAKE TO A DESERT ISLAND

1. Kate Moss - doesn't need much to eat
2. Bush Tucker man - for finding food.
3. Portable CD player - so as not to be bored.
4. Lots of paper - to write a diary.
5. The book "How to Survive on a Desert Island", by A. Loony.

A Northern Soul (Unhappy)

A snorkel, nut cracker, sleeping

BAG AND TOILET ROLL ARE ALL MUSTS!

WHATEVER HAPPENED TO.....

1. Maggie Moone off "Name That Tune"
2. Pob
3. Button Moon
4. Pop Quiz with Chris Tarrant
5. These Animal Men
6. Number One Magazine
7. Dickie Davis
8. Push Pops
10. The Likely Lads

Gas Man

THOUGHT FOR THE DAY

If the wages of sin is death.

Do you get taxed on them?

Bernard the Mongoose.

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