The Mega-Zine Museum

July 20, 1996

ZVONIMIR BOBAN'S THOUGHTFUL EYES thinks Billy Corgan of Smashing Pumpkins is drop-dead gorgeous. WLW fancies Richard E Grant in Withnail and I.

KERMIT can't find any fellow M People fans. Are you surprised? That reedy voice and boring rip-off of rare groove.

TOP MAN says we shouldn't criticise Blur until we've seen them live. OK.

THE CANTONESE BOY is stuck in an early 1980s time warp. Time to move on mate.

TOP TEN TUNES TO BREAKDANCE TO

Ozone, Planet Rock

What about The Smurf by I can't

REMEMBER WHO, AND AFRICA BAMBAATAA?

WEDDING

Your parents writhe on the dance floor, disco balls going;
You're ready to go.
Green papers pile up, you're totally minted.
He'd look like Jarvis if you really squinted.

Your cousin sits opposite you with a toothy grin.
You're really getting to hate your kin.
Grandma announces food's stuck in her teeth,
she wants to go home. You sigh with relief.

One day it could be you.
Would you invite the family zoo?

Angel Dust 3797

The family zoo is highly embarrassing

BUT AS YOU GET OLDER YOU DON'T MIND.

BILLIE JOE'S BLUE HAIR

I totally agree! It really annoys me when people slag off the music I like, which is Grunge/Industrial.

You don't see me ramming my opinions down their throats - so what if the people I know don't like that type of music? It just shows that I'm an individual.

The Industrial Spiral Girl.

Why can't you just take no notice?

IF YOU'RE HAPPY THEN SHUT UP!

DEAR 'ZINE

Does anyone remember the 'Storyteller' cassettes? I used to get them when I was little. They were presented by Horace and Doris, who were two hamsters.

They used to sing, "Here we go round the mountain, singing our very own song. We're here today with a hip-hooray with a rat-a-tat-tat and a bing bing bong." Or something like that.

Harriet the hairy-nosed wombat.

DEAR 'ZINE

In America there is a state called Rhode Island, which isn't an island. So why call it one?

Brief and to the point

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